1 00:00:19,625 --> 00:00:22,541 Congratulations to Mr. PopoIski and Mr. Ates, 2 00:00:23,083 --> 00:00:25,374 for successfully completing junior high school. 3 00:00:25,708 --> 00:00:28,582 Mr. Miller, your oral exam was, to put it mildly, afarce. 4 00:00:29,583 --> 00:00:31,832 I heard you're being released this week? 5 00:00:32,583 --> 00:00:33,707 Very good. 6 00:00:34,042 --> 00:00:35,166 Although in my opinion, 7 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:39,124 your lack of general education represents a dangerto the public. 8 00:00:43,708 --> 00:00:46,624 Just out ofcuriosity, why sign up forthe class at all? 9 00:00:46,958 --> 00:00:48,874 Because this is the only place in prison 10 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:51,291 where there's free hot chocolate. 11 00:00:53,833 --> 00:00:54,832 Thankyou. 12 00:01:02,542 --> 00:01:05,457 See you in 2 weeks, bro. - Awesome! Don't drop the soap! 13 00:01:05,792 --> 00:01:09,582 Shut up. Fuck awhore for me. And you, keep your nose clean. 14 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:55,582 Heeeyaa, Baby! 15 00:01:55,917 --> 00:01:58,291 Freeedom! 16 00:02:00,708 --> 00:02:02,124 What did you do to my car? 17 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:04,374 Sweet, isn't it? 18 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,957 No welcome kiss? - Dunno. What's it going to cost me? 19 00:02:10,417 --> 00:02:13,082 Hey! Save the sucking foryour customers. 20 00:02:13,542 --> 00:02:14,749 Where's the money? 21 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:16,124 I buried it. 22 00:02:18,208 --> 00:02:19,249 Where? 23 00:02:24,917 --> 00:02:27,666 OK. These are the coordinates. I pinned itforyou. 24 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,749 I figured a schoolyard, nobody'd Iook, y'know? 25 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:34,291 What? - I don't have great memories of my school days. 26 00:02:36,042 --> 00:02:37,374 You? Wentto school? 27 00:02:38,083 --> 00:02:39,291 For how long? 28 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:42,499 Eighth or ninth grade, not sure. I was in my crack phase. 29 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,666 Hey, Zeki. When you getthe money, can l get new boobs? 30 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:48,624 Shut up and honk if somebodycomes. 31 00:02:48,958 --> 00:02:50,791 How about one? The left one? 32 00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:53,249 It's smaller somehow. Seriously. 33 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,541 Can I turn on the radio? - No. 34 00:03:09,958 --> 00:03:11,041 Ooooh, shoe clips. 35 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:14,124 Mandy, it's not my phone, gotta be quick. 36 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:17,207 Listen, can you do my 54 dance today? 37 00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:20,916 Fuck. 38 00:03:21,958 --> 00:03:23,582 3 METERS TO DESTINATION. 39 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:26,082 Whatthe... ? 40 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:30,749 I'm not into it anyway. 41 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:32,999 Glitter up the butt crackfor days. 42 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:42,249 Stop honking, dingbat, it's ME. 43 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:46,124 Itwasn't there before. 44 00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:49,041 There was a construction site here. - Oh, really!? 45 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:52,166 Why'd you bury myfucking money under a site? 46 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,416 I figured they were laying pipe. 47 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:57,332 Are you mad at me? 48 00:03:57,667 --> 00:03:59,041 No! Why would I be? 49 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:02,124 I onIywaited 13 months forthis fucking moment!! 50 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:06,166 Maybe it could be raised up with a ... 51 00:04:07,542 --> 00:04:08,541 ... a crane? 52 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:12,957 You owe me 2,000 euros. And 50 forthe glass table. 53 00:04:13,292 --> 00:04:14,666 Gimme a break, Attila. 54 00:04:16,417 --> 00:04:19,291 In aweek ortwo I'll have the moneyfrom myjob. 55 00:04:20,542 --> 00:04:23,124 Just ataste, if ittakes longer. 56 00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:25,791 Right. Understood. 57 00:04:26,958 --> 00:04:29,832 Can I crash here? - 'Til Gina's backfrom the fatfarm. 58 00:04:30,167 --> 00:04:31,874 Then I need the displaywindow back. 59 00:04:32,625 --> 00:04:34,749 Everything OK? - Why aren't you dressed yet? 60 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:36,291 The sexy teacher's next! 61 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:39,624 Get going and don'tforget the glasses. 62 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,999 Hi there. Does somebody here need tutoring? 63 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:03,207 I'll find a cellar and dig my wayto the money. 64 00:05:03,542 --> 00:05:05,291 Is it possible that's a shit plan? 65 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:06,791 It's been awhile, 66 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:11,457 but I remember schools are picky about letting thugs dig tunnels in the celIar. 67 00:05:13,417 --> 00:05:14,666 I'm applying forjanitor. 68 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,207 Do you know how to do repairs and fix soda machines ? 69 00:05:18,542 --> 00:05:20,207 You're the dumbestteacher ever! 70 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:22,707 But also the hottest. 71 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:25,832 Burak, bro, sup? - You? 72 00:05:28,375 --> 00:05:29,749 Man. Danger! 73 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,207 Hey, you can't run down the bikes. 74 00:05:46,542 --> 00:05:49,624 Shut up and pop a few of your moon craters. 75 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,999 Hello. Excuse me, can l help you? 76 00:06:02,458 --> 00:06:04,707 The principal's office? - Aboutthejob? 77 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:07,874 Exactly. - To the right here, then straight. 78 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:10,582 'Scuse me, could you help with my glasses ...? 79 00:06:13,167 --> 00:06:16,582 Ouch. 'Scuse me, I'm fine. 'Kay, have to go. 80 00:06:16,958 --> 00:06:18,624 Bye. Good luck. 81 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:20,124 KICK ME. 82 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,457 One moment, Ms. Gerster, about 10b ... 83 00:06:28,792 --> 00:06:30,624 Not now, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr, not now. 84 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,041 The little bastards ... - Ingrid, please! I havejob interviews. 85 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:36,082 I'm fed up, my dear Gudrun. 86 00:06:37,542 --> 00:06:38,957 Nothing l can do about it. 87 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:52,541 You look like you couldn't change a light bulb. Done thisjob before? 88 00:06:57,625 --> 00:07:01,082 What are you, an elitejanitor, who doesn'ttalkto mortals? 89 00:07:01,458 --> 00:07:04,666 Hey! - What? - Give me back my 2 euros. I need to top up. 90 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,124 Fuck off, girl. 91 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:09,707 Fuckyour mother. - You retarded? Fuck yourown mother! - How? 92 00:07:10,042 --> 00:07:13,999 AMOKALARM. Please find a room and Iockyourself in. 93 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:16,291 Wild. A constant amokalarm. 94 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,874 I swear I heard a shot. Go, go, go, hurry up. 95 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:21,374 This is the amok alarm. 96 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:25,499 Please find a room and lockyourself in. 97 00:07:26,917 --> 00:07:28,916 Caro, are you locking it from the inside? 98 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:32,207 What's going on now? - The little nutcase set offthe alarm. 99 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:35,374 I swear it was him. - That's a reprimand. 100 00:07:36,167 --> 00:07:37,957 I'm calling your parents. 101 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,249 Oh, Ms. Gerster. - Oh, Ms. Gerster. 102 00:07:41,167 --> 00:07:43,416 Oh, god no. We've made a great impression, eh? 103 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:44,832 They'rejust children. 104 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:47,124 Good, then ... you're next and... 105 00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:51,374 ... the only one. Come in, then. - Asshole. 106 00:07:53,542 --> 00:07:56,832 Ifyou fuck me up again, l'll ram yourfist so far up your ass 107 00:07:57,167 --> 00:08:00,124 that you can scratch yourthroat from inside, fucking snitch. 108 00:08:03,167 --> 00:08:04,541 Close the door. - Bro! 109 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,499 Your high school subjects? 110 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:12,582 What subjects? Myfavorites? 111 00:08:12,917 --> 00:08:14,041 I assume. 112 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:18,457 Sports ... - German? 113 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:21,749 Yeah, that too. - Good. 114 00:08:22,625 --> 00:08:24,291 Finally somebodywithout math. 115 00:08:27,583 --> 00:08:30,291 Does everybody have to teach? Not enough teachers? 116 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:33,541 Otherwise I wouldn't advertise for a substitute teacher. 117 00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:35,624 Substitute teacher? I'm ... 118 00:08:35,958 --> 00:08:37,957 Right. Tempjobs, neverthe best. 119 00:08:38,292 --> 00:08:42,082 I can't promise morethan 2 months, until the end ofthe year, Mr. ... 120 00:08:42,417 --> 00:08:43,624 Miller. Zeki Miller. 121 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:47,957 Janitor had a heart attack raking leaves. We don't have a go yet ... 122 00:08:48,375 --> 00:08:53,249 for a new one. Mywhole budget goes on police complaints and removing graffiti. 123 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:56,124 Then there's the "cable fire" in the old gym. 124 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:58,582 Insurance nightmare. Civil servant hell. 125 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:01,791 So until then, we have to ... pitch in ourselves. 126 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:05,541 Do you like the new gym? 127 00:09:05,875 --> 00:09:08,374 I did the sketches. The architect was atotal waste. 128 00:09:08,708 --> 00:09:10,874 As ateacher, I get a skeleton key, right? 129 00:09:11,208 --> 00:09:12,916 You ask odd questions, Mr. ... 130 00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:14,874 Salary? 131 00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:18,999 A salary is good. - You're not a civil servant, I assume? 132 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:20,874 No, not really. 133 00:09:21,208 --> 00:09:23,124 I can offer you 2,000 euros gross. 134 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:26,291 OK, then, 2200. But I can't go any higher. 135 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:28,582 We're not Milton Academy here. 136 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,749 Deal. - Bring your paperwork in later 137 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:34,666 and we'll see you assapissimo in the teacher's Iounge. 138 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:39,624 Why didn'tyou call? - We were too drunk. 139 00:09:40,042 --> 00:09:43,499 Slut. - Really. Did you know she wears a push-up bra? 140 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,124 I'm off. 141 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,916 Danger, give me the lighter. - Be polite, toejam. 142 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:50,332 Give it to me. 143 00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:53,249 There's your sister. - Stop or she'll come over. Shit. 144 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:56,749 Laura, please wear ajacket when you sit outside. 145 00:09:57,250 --> 00:10:01,041 Laura, I'm talking to you. - Laura, she's talking to you! 146 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,249 Let it go. 147 00:10:16,542 --> 00:10:18,541 Could you please put out yourcigarettes? 148 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:22,791 You with the blue cap. I'm talking to you. - Elisabeth? 149 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:24,457 Let it go. 150 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,374 It takes them a bit to learn respect for newteachers. 151 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:29,999 They're not putting them. - Nothing you can do. 152 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:31,624 They learn it at home. 153 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,707 l don't think that's a good attitude to have. 154 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:40,666 You there, who's your home room teacher? 155 00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:44,624 I forget. - You deaf? She said put out your cigarette. 156 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:47,666 I don't have to listen to you. 157 00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:58,624 Who are you exactly? - Miller. I start work here tomorrow. 158 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,749 Substitute teacher. - Oh. 159 00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:03,541 We work here, too. - My condolences. 160 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:07,124 About the syllables ... could we meet up, exchange ideas? 161 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:11,291 Excuse me? About what? - About the syllables. - The syIlabus? 162 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:12,916 That's what I said. 163 00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:15,874 Right. Yeah, sure. 164 00:11:16,292 --> 00:11:17,916 Don't push, pIease! - Today? 165 00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:19,666 Parent conference today! 166 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,166 - But maybe tomorrow ... Today's greatfor me. 167 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:24,541 Cool. 168 00:11:33,042 --> 00:11:35,499 WouId you Iike sugar? - Got a beer? 169 00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:39,874 I'll look. I don't really drink beer, but ... 170 00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:42,374 Something alcoholic would be great. 171 00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:44,124 OK. 172 00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:47,707 Bra. 173 00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:02,457 All I have is prosecco. - That's fine. Come on. 174 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:04,749 Lisi has avisitor. Yay. 175 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,082 More, more. 176 00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,249 Anyway, 177 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:19,499 I wanted a Catholic boarding school. Butthen my grandma died 178 00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:22,541 and my sister and I are ... well, orphans. 179 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:31,082 Child services didn'twant Laura torn from afamiliarsetting. 180 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,416 So I thought I'd teach at my old school, 181 00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:37,249 which has "slightly" changed. 182 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:41,791 Which college did you ... 183 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,041 Bro! Finally. 184 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:04,666 TEACHING CERTIFlCATE 185 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:07,999 PRINT FaIL 186 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:18,624 Shit, parents conferences are the worst. 187 00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:21,916 I mean, they are all fucked-up asocials. 188 00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:27,291 Are you there? 189 00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:33,832 Man, oh man. 190 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,457 She picked up somebody. 191 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,541 I have to pee. 192 00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:53,291 Right, but a learning disability doesn'tjust happen. 193 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:57,749 Is it possible you're an asocial bum who's shit at raising a child? 194 00:13:58,167 --> 00:14:00,707 Man, I gain weight, but my boobs don't! 195 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,291 She drank a little. 196 00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:06,916 Check in an hour if she's still breathing, OK? 197 00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,041 Oh, my god. 198 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:03,166 Morning, Ms. Mayer. - Hi, Ms. Mayer. - Good morning. Don't yell, please! 199 00:15:03,917 --> 00:15:05,166 At leastthey greet you. 200 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:08,624 Your one night stand. 201 00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,499 Shit, I don't rememberanything. 202 00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:16,582 Caro, how does my hair look? - As goofy as last night, 203 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,874 so what's your problem? - He was drunk. 204 00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:22,999 Hey. - Hey. 205 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:24,916 Fuck. 206 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,207 Really hot night, huh? 207 00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:34,791 Elisabeth. 208 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:37,791 Don't chase him like an underfucked old maid, please. 209 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:41,916 So. Play it cool, right? 210 00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:45,416 Calm down. - I hate playing it cool. I want a steady boyfriend. 211 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,666 So tell him exactlythat. That'll work. 212 00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:50,249 TEACHERS LOUNGE 213 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,374 Sci-five! - Sci-five! 214 00:15:54,292 --> 00:15:55,957 What are you doing? 215 00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:04,624 Stay back! Not one more step! You can't stop me! 216 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:08,916 People, consideryour environmental footprint on this earth. 217 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,124 You can'tjust drop stuff and wait 218 00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:13,957 for some idiotto pick it up. - Oh, god. 219 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:17,707 Ms. Leimbach-Knorr? 220 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:21,374 Is she OK? - It's onlythe second floor. 221 00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:26,207 Please, do it. Please. Do it. 222 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,541 We need an ambulance! - Quick! 223 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,249 Go to your classrooms, please! 224 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,541 Stop filming this with your mobiles. 225 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,832 Jeremie Pascal. Get back. Back. 226 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,374 Go to your classrooms. 227 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,207 Move the fuck back 228 00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:49,874 or I'll kickyour hairless asses and knockyour metal teeth in. 229 00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:53,249 He needs to piss off. - I hate that guy. 230 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,541 Am I dead? - No, no ... 231 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:02,707 Thank god. - Shit. 232 00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:07,457 Lisi, get out while you still can. 233 00:17:08,292 --> 00:17:12,291 Anybody who becomes a teacher these days must be nuts. 234 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,999 They're all monsters. All ofthem! 235 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:27,457 Oh, dear. Ms. Leimbach-Knorr. Not again. 236 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:31,499 I'll call you, OK, lngrid? - Yes. 237 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,874 Psychiatric clinic, I assume, right? - Yes. 238 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,499 Stay strong. 239 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:42,207 Welcome to our new firefighter, Mr. Miller. 240 00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:43,707 Good morning. 241 00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:45,999 So, not a great day for our school. 242 00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:49,166 Will it set us back? No! Briefly: 243 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:52,124 our colIeague, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr is doing poorly, 244 00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:55,791 but her chances of recovery are good. 245 00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:59,457 She won't be teaching forthe rest of the semester. 246 00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,457 ... if she everdid. 247 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:07,291 Our next goal is to compensate forthe loss of ourcolleague. 248 00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:09,332 Who wants to take 10b? 249 00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,707 Mr. Gundlach, how nice. - No, no. 250 00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:15,791 I wanted to ask about the play. - Yes. No. 251 00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:19,832 I can't. l substituted there once, and I simply can't. 252 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,582 I did 2 weeks too. 253 00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:23,957 All I'll say is: second-degree burns. 254 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:27,666 There's nobody in 10b who hasn't repeated at least once. 255 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,707 Not one of them will graduate, they're impossible. - Excuse me, 256 00:18:32,042 --> 00:18:34,249 the students need Iessons. I thinkthat's ... 257 00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,541 Leimbach-Knorronly lasted 4 months. 258 00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:39,166 And she's ex navy! - Ms. Schnabelstedt is right. 259 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,374 For a change. 260 00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:45,666 It's shocking how little teaching spirit is in the air here. 261 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,166 Thankyou. - Welcome, the class is yours. 262 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:53,916 ... er, what does that mean? - Lessons, Ms. Schnabelstedt. 263 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:56,582 This is principal Gerster. 264 00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:59,999 Students, return to yourclass immediately. Lessons will resume! 265 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:03,374 Hello, Mr. Miller. Excuse me, do you have a minute? 266 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,416 What is it? - Chantal, your mother needs to pick up the knife. 267 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:11,291 Listen, aboutyesterday ... 268 00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:13,499 I thought I had a cIass now. - Briefly. 269 00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:16,749 I was totally drunk. In case you were thinking ... 270 00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:21,332 I'm not into that. It doesn't mean anything to me, right? 271 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,791 What's that? - It'd be great if neither of us ... 272 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,541 misinterpreted it. 273 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,082 Gonna be hard, but l'll try. OK. Forgotten. 274 00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:32,832 Really? 275 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,416 Yeah, great. Good. l mean ... 276 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:38,832 We're colleagues and we shouldn't ... jump the gun, mix up ... 277 00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:43,041 Super. So ... let's go. Pretty chaotic school, eh? 278 00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:50,249 Forgotten. 279 00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:55,791 Oh, my god. 280 00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:02,082 'Scuse me. 281 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:19,499 Good Morni .... - Yeah, yeah. Stop that shit. 282 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:28,624 Hey you, Peter Parker, go get a TV from the equipment room. 283 00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:32,666 My name is Mr. Miller. Ifyou don't want trouble, keep yourtrap shut. 284 00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,082 I'm only here temporarily. 285 00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:39,124 You've all got an A. Bust my balls and I'll markyou down a grade. 286 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,707 Got it? - Yes. 287 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,999 Hey, fatso, you Iistening? Give me the notebook. 288 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,874 And don't eat so much unless you wantto die a virgin. 289 00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:56,041 So. 290 00:20:57,167 --> 00:21:00,124 Each ofyou writes down yourfavorite film 291 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:03,374 and then make sure there's a DVD readyfor each class. 292 00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:07,457 Is vHS OK? - Ifthe film's not on DVD, it sucks. 293 00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:09,207 I couldn't give a shit 294 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,749 about old BandWfilms collected by your Nazi grandparents. 295 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,999 That one's cool. 296 00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:17,999 Take a picture. 297 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:21,832 Good morning. I'm Ms. Schnabelstedt. - Ms. Schnabel-spaz. 298 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,166 What a dog! 299 00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:36,832 Take your seats, please? 300 00:21:43,292 --> 00:21:44,332 What she want now? 301 00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,332 My dears, I know a lot has happened, 302 00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:50,416 but perhaps you could ... - How old are you anyway? 303 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,582 12? - How do you feel about ... 304 00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:56,041 using my proper name. Could you try? 305 00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:58,082 How about you suck me off? 306 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,832 Some ofyou are surelywondering why Ms. Leimbach-Knorrdid it. 307 00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:10,416 Nope. - So that's whatwe'll talk abouttoday. 308 00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:12,749 I brought a Freudenberger essayto help. 309 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,916 Zeynep, give me my nail polish! 310 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,999 Stop yelling.- I didn't yell. Shut up and give it back. 311 00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:19,624 Fuck you. Take it. 312 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:22,874 Unbelievably bad upbringing. - Yeah, you! 313 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:26,416 Each time you use the Fword, you'Il put a euro in the littIe frog. 314 00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:29,041 She's annoying. 315 00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:32,541 Pass the text around please and then we can talk about 316 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,124 what a burn-out really is. 317 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:38,332 What's your name again? Could you put it on the board? 318 00:22:44,042 --> 00:22:46,249 OK, I get it. You're very creative. 319 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,416 Take cover. 320 00:23:14,917 --> 00:23:18,207 What's up? - When do we eIect our cIass representative? 321 00:23:20,042 --> 00:23:21,832 Who wants to be class representative? 322 00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:27,416 I don'twant any nerds here, got it? I'm marking you all down a grade. 323 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:31,791 Now paint something until the TV gets here. 324 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:39,166 Can we brush? - You can pierce yourseIf ifyou want. I don't care. 325 00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:41,999 And can we use opaque white? 326 00:23:42,833 --> 00:23:45,707 We're not reaIly allowed to use opaque white. - Then DON'T! 327 00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:49,332 Spastic. 328 00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:04,832 Hey guys, it's notfunny anymore. It burns my eyes. 329 00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:12,124 You were supposed to pass those out! 330 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,124 Close the damn window! 331 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:25,457 Goodbye! 332 00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:42,957 WouId anybody like to share 10b homeroom duties? 333 00:24:43,292 --> 00:24:45,874 Express yourself. I don't understand sniveling. 334 00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:51,041 Well, just because they're ... they're a little ... 335 00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:52,791 Already in overyour head? 336 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,457 Right, there's the door. 337 00:24:54,792 --> 00:24:57,874 I don'twant staffjumping out the window because they realize 338 00:24:58,292 --> 00:25:00,332 this profession is no petting zoo. 339 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,041 OK. 340 00:25:03,667 --> 00:25:05,541 Hey, what happened? 341 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:09,874 Nothing ... theyjust ... made such a fool of me. 342 00:25:13,042 --> 00:25:14,207 What? 343 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:22,791 WE NEED BRIGHT BULBS FOR OUR SCIENCE FAIR. 344 00:25:49,958 --> 00:25:50,957 MAINTENANCE 345 00:26:07,417 --> 00:26:11,541 Did you know thatthey call 10b the amok class? 346 00:26:12,292 --> 00:26:16,916 Yeah. It's the shithead Daniel. He's got a screw loose. 347 00:26:17,542 --> 00:26:20,332 Did you knowthey make bulIetproof vests forteachers now? 348 00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:22,749 Thin ones, y'know? They don't show. 349 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,166 The printer's not working. 350 00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:31,291 You have to unplug it and plug it back in. 351 00:26:36,417 --> 00:26:39,166 You said you got an A- on the teacher's exam. 352 00:26:39,542 --> 00:26:40,916 But you got an A. 353 00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:43,124 That's perverse. You're a real geek. 354 00:26:43,458 --> 00:26:47,457 Caro, why are you printing my exam results? 355 00:26:54,708 --> 00:26:57,582 Monday. Millerwas here. - No way! 356 00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:39,457 Pig! 357 00:28:10,958 --> 00:28:13,832 Unfortunately, you chose avery slim tree to hide behind. 358 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:17,082 You stole my exam results! 359 00:28:17,417 --> 00:28:19,249 Have you been sniffing white-out? 360 00:28:21,583 --> 00:28:22,749 Printer cache! 361 00:28:23,083 --> 00:28:25,832 I had problems at uni. I needed thejob. Calm down. 362 00:28:26,167 --> 00:28:29,332 It's theft and fraud. And you exploited me sexually. 363 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:32,332 I put a few knockout drops in your bug tea. 364 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:36,374 I wouldn'ttouch you with 10-foot pole. So stop babbling. - Excuse me?! 365 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:40,874 You're such an ass. You're an ass and an imposter. 366 00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:43,749 And that's a crime. I'm calling the police. 367 00:28:47,542 --> 00:28:48,666 Lighterthan expected. 368 00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:52,999 Let go of me. - Listen, munchkin, 369 00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:57,249 I suggestyou cuddle with yourteddy bears overnight, and decide your price. 370 00:28:58,833 --> 00:29:00,582 Don't suckwith me, Zeki Miller. 371 00:29:01,417 --> 00:29:05,082 It's 'don'tfuckwith me', and I won't unless I'm brain dead. 372 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,291 What are you doing there? 373 00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:14,124 None ofyourfucking business. 374 00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:19,249 We'll see what Ms. Gerster says tomorrow. 375 00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:21,416 You want money, Schnabelstedt? 376 00:29:21,792 --> 00:29:23,957 I don't want anything, except my class back. 377 00:29:29,292 --> 00:29:31,416 Swap? Why? 378 00:29:32,042 --> 00:29:36,207 I have training in conflict resolution and a .... 379 00:29:38,625 --> 00:29:41,332 ... a night course in aggression. - Yeah, thattoo. 380 00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:47,749 I've planned it all soweIl. I would hate to change it around. 381 00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:51,541 I was angry at firstthat he wanted to rob me of such a great chalIenge, 382 00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:54,874 butthen I realized it's best forthe children. 383 00:30:01,042 --> 00:30:04,499 Fireman teachers are usually the tougher nuts, eh? 384 00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:10,124 Good luck. 385 00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:13,124 Bite me. They're fucking kids. They can kiss my ass. 386 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:28,249 I am substituting for Ms. Schnabelstedt. 387 00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:30,832 My name is MilIer and I'm only a temp. 388 00:30:31,167 --> 00:30:33,707 Why's your name Miller? You don't look like a Miller. 389 00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:36,707 You're a brother! - Cutthe Turko shit. An F foryou. 390 00:30:37,042 --> 00:30:39,332 Where's the class register? - In the cupboard. 391 00:30:57,583 --> 00:31:00,582 Think I'm going to cry now? Fucking children. 392 00:31:04,417 --> 00:31:06,166 Let's see who you motherfuckers are. 393 00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:09,957 Chantal ackermann? 394 00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:17,541 OK, I'm going for a smoke before I smash yourteeth in. 395 00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:19,999 Motherfuckers! 396 00:32:26,833 --> 00:32:31,041 Mr. Miller, class is in session. Where are you going? 397 00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,332 Maybe to change my clothes?! 398 00:32:35,667 --> 00:32:37,332 To the principal's office, please. 399 00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:43,749 You didn't tell me theywere the asocials. 400 00:32:44,083 --> 00:32:46,707 Excuse me?! What kind of term isthat? 401 00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:49,791 You mean youth from the under-educated class. 402 00:32:50,458 --> 00:32:53,916 Mr. Miller, I wantthose children brought undercontrol. 403 00:32:54,250 --> 00:32:57,457 School inspectors could show up at any time and give out demerits. 404 00:32:57,833 --> 00:32:59,999 You may go change, but this is an exception. 405 00:33:02,042 --> 00:33:03,374 Thankyou! 406 00:33:15,083 --> 00:33:16,249 Show off your ass. 407 00:33:18,375 --> 00:33:19,624 That looks sexy. 408 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:08,249 Where are the others? - Downstairs, I think. - They're not in the mood. 409 00:34:18,917 --> 00:34:21,624 Class has started! - What does he want? 410 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,832 ldiot! - OId fart. He should go home. - Pathetic. 411 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,416 OMG, you're bleeding. 412 00:34:29,417 --> 00:34:33,332 This is a Forever 21, you retard! It's gonna stain. 413 00:34:35,167 --> 00:34:36,707 I swear he's crazy. Let's go. 414 00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:38,957 The classroom and make it quick! 415 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:48,916 Shit! 416 00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:52,082 You forgotyour backpack. 417 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:56,624 Everybody up here, chop-chop! 418 00:34:58,625 --> 00:35:00,499 Now we know who's in command here. 419 00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:03,999 As of now, get your asses in here at the bell and no trouble. 420 00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:06,249 Now what? We didn't do homework. 421 00:35:06,583 --> 00:35:09,582 I don't give a shit. You sit here. The rest isn't my problem. 422 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:14,332 Here's the deal. You all fail in afew weeks, anyway. Until then, no trouble. 423 00:35:15,292 --> 00:35:16,582 You're the loserclass. 424 00:35:16,958 --> 00:35:18,957 The whole teacher's lounge slags you off. 425 00:35:19,375 --> 00:35:21,874 I can do whatever I want here, nobody cares. 426 00:35:22,375 --> 00:35:23,541 You're scum. 427 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:27,541 So shut your mouths and sit still until the bell. 428 00:35:29,542 --> 00:35:30,582 Excuse me. 429 00:35:31,833 --> 00:35:33,957 Do you have any chalk? - Lookyourself. 430 00:35:40,042 --> 00:35:41,374 Your student is crying. 431 00:35:43,083 --> 00:35:44,124 Chantal! 432 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:46,874 Yes? - Cry quietly. 433 00:35:51,875 --> 00:35:53,666 Is it possible you don't care at alI? 434 00:35:54,042 --> 00:35:55,082 About what? 435 00:35:55,708 --> 00:35:57,082 About their respect. 436 00:35:58,042 --> 00:36:00,624 Don't you have workto do, like potato prints? 437 00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:04,041 This here has no educational value. 438 00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:07,249 They looktraumatized. And what's that on theirfaces? 439 00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:11,916 They were making name tags and smeared. Now act like a plane and take off. 440 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:14,374 I'm good at putting myself in teenage shoes. 441 00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:17,666 How? By subtracting the pole up your ass and adding Facebook? 442 00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:21,499 You! Laugh at yourown jokes. 443 00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:23,416 You need therapy. 444 00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:32,374 Sorry, that wasn't right of me. 445 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,666 ROCK DRILL 446 00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:49,916 Yes? 447 00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:52,791 I told you when the old lady got back, 448 00:36:53,125 --> 00:36:55,249 I'd need the booth. - Where'm l gonna sleep? 449 00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:58,749 It's only a matter oftime before the cops are back on your ass. 450 00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:02,082 Keep me out of it. I run a cIean establishment. 451 00:37:03,417 --> 00:37:05,582 You've got an LSD lab in the attic. 452 00:37:05,917 --> 00:37:07,874 Exactly. I have to be twice as careful. 453 00:37:18,958 --> 00:37:19,957 Motherfucker. 454 00:37:22,417 --> 00:37:27,916 Shit. 455 00:37:37,458 --> 00:37:41,041 YOU HAvE A FUTURE WE HAVE A PLAN 456 00:38:07,167 --> 00:38:09,541 Man, Laura, do you have towear dad's old shirts? 457 00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:11,207 What do you care? 458 00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:13,916 There's such nice stuffto wear atyour age. 459 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,832 Caro, help me out. - Elisabeth, 460 00:38:17,958 --> 00:38:21,416 I feel like a lesbian adoptive motherwhen you drag me into it. 461 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:25,624 I need to unwind. - Yes, I see. That's your second glass. 462 00:38:27,042 --> 00:38:29,582 Yes! And we are not married. 463 00:38:34,417 --> 00:38:37,291 There's somebody in the garden. - Get the pepper spray! 464 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,332 The pepperspray! 465 00:38:39,667 --> 00:38:42,082 Laura, in your room, lockthe door. - Dostoyevsky! 466 00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:44,082 That dog is useless! 467 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,041 Remember our self-defense classes. You hold it like this. 468 00:38:53,542 --> 00:38:55,624 Hit him! We don't want it! 469 00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:58,457 That sentence is pointless ifwe're not being raped. 470 00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:04,041 Who the fuckwould rape you! 471 00:39:04,667 --> 00:39:05,707 Zeki? 472 00:39:07,042 --> 00:39:08,582 Were you going to sleep here? 473 00:39:09,583 --> 00:39:10,707 No. 474 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:14,457 He's a giant asshole, Caro, I'm telling you. 475 00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:16,916 I think he's nice. And he's hot. 476 00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:20,332 Plus, I bet he can fix stuff. This fucking house is big enough. 477 00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:23,791 This "fucking" house is good enough foryou at 50 euros a month! 478 00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:26,166 Even better. So he pays 250. 479 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,791 You'll finally get contact lenses, Harry Potter. 480 00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:31,541 Glasses look like shit, I've told you 1000 times. 481 00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:34,541 Got a boyfriend? 482 00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:39,666 Careful, you'll end up like your sister. - Watch it! 483 00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:41,374 Laura, go upstairs. 484 00:39:43,417 --> 00:39:45,582 One night. We don't have linens. 485 00:39:48,792 --> 00:39:50,082 I'll just finish this. 486 00:39:55,708 --> 00:39:59,207 At least 2 weeks, please. - Your car has no smog sticker. 487 00:39:59,542 --> 00:40:02,166 I'll pay at month's end. I'll neverfind anywhere else. 488 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,666 I don't even know you. Maybe you'll hurt us. 489 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,374 Living with you for 2 weeks, I'm the victim here. 490 00:40:09,333 --> 00:40:11,582 Hello, Ms. Schnabelstedt. - Hello. 491 00:40:11,958 --> 00:40:13,041 Mr. Miller? 492 00:40:13,375 --> 00:40:15,207 Not now. Piss off. 493 00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:16,707 It's about German class. 494 00:40:17,042 --> 00:40:19,249 I could onlyfind Jurassic Park 1 online, 495 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,999 but on list it says to bring 2. Is that a problem? 496 00:40:22,333 --> 00:40:25,499 Chantal, on THE list. Articles aren't optional. 497 00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:27,832 What are you on about? So, Mr. Miller? 498 00:40:28,167 --> 00:40:29,916 We already watched Jurassic Park. 499 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:32,082 But so manywere in remedial class. 500 00:40:32,417 --> 00:40:36,041 Whatever, just buzz off. You stink of CK One. - Smells nice, eh? 501 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:39,957 You can stayfor 2 weeks. - Really? 502 00:40:41,167 --> 00:40:44,166 As long as you reallyteach 10b and make sure they improve. 503 00:40:44,542 --> 00:40:46,707 How can I? - Do yourjob! 504 00:40:48,083 --> 00:40:52,041 lt's up to you. Or I tell Ms. Gerster that class means movies and terror. 505 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:01,749 Whoa, Mr. Miller. 506 00:41:06,375 --> 00:41:07,457 Hello. 507 00:41:08,125 --> 00:41:09,832 Can you make change? - How? 508 00:41:12,958 --> 00:41:14,499 Could you help me get out? 509 00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:24,207 Could you stop please? 510 00:41:24,667 --> 00:41:26,749 That hurts. - E20 is stuck. 511 00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:30,124 More to the right. 512 00:41:32,583 --> 00:41:34,082 Come on. - Yeah. 513 00:41:40,083 --> 00:41:41,166 My pleasure. 514 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,541 Are you ateacher? - Yeah, 515 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,499 but I'm just a temp. 516 00:41:50,417 --> 00:41:52,457 It's going to be anothershit day. 517 00:41:57,375 --> 00:41:59,166 Any otherfurniture you need? 518 00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:00,874 Sorry, not available. 519 00:42:01,583 --> 00:42:03,457 Here. Reading material and syllabus. 520 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:09,707 How am I supposed to get mental defectives to read? 521 00:42:10,125 --> 00:42:11,332 Know what? 522 00:42:12,292 --> 00:42:14,207 You need to control Danger and Chantal. 523 00:42:14,583 --> 00:42:16,916 Once you getthe leaders, the others follow. 524 00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:21,624 Need anything else? - Caro! - What? - Could you come ... 525 00:42:22,333 --> 00:42:23,999 What? - The shelves. 526 00:42:25,833 --> 00:42:26,999 Yup. 527 00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:33,457 SCHlLLER "THE ROBBERS" 528 00:42:36,292 --> 00:42:37,457 God, the print's small. 529 00:42:41,667 --> 00:42:43,957 Weapons, drugs, vandalism. 530 00:42:46,042 --> 00:42:47,416 Leaders. 531 00:42:49,583 --> 00:42:50,916 Little motherfuckers. 532 00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:54,249 Did you know that bees make photosynthesis? 533 00:42:54,917 --> 00:42:57,207 Boy, these students are really special needs. 534 00:43:00,083 --> 00:43:02,249 Use a plate. - No, it's fine. 535 00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:05,582 Have to go. Still working nights. - Where? 536 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:07,582 In a club. 537 00:43:08,208 --> 00:43:10,749 With real dance music orthat eIectro-shit? 538 00:43:11,167 --> 00:43:14,166 Right. So long as you get your lessons prepared. 539 00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:29,041 Why do you always give him that sexed-up look? 540 00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:32,207 Don't bejealous. He's too short for me anyway. 541 00:43:32,542 --> 00:43:34,749 To blow him, I'd have to dig a pit first. 542 00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:36,749 I don'twant anything from him! 543 00:43:37,542 --> 00:43:40,666 Hey, once he's in, it doesn't hurt anymore. 544 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,999 And I guarantee he's a great lay. 545 00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:47,666 By the way, I signed him up as an assistantforyour swim class. 546 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,291 Oh, Caro. - Hey! 547 00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:53,999 I don'twant anything from him. 548 00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:58,832 Daniel! Don'tjump from the edge. 549 00:43:59,542 --> 00:44:01,124 But yes! 550 00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:04,041 Veryfunny. 551 00:44:04,625 --> 00:44:08,166 So, who forgot a suit or has a doctor's note? 552 00:44:12,042 --> 00:44:13,541 Two laps warm-up, please. 553 00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:36,124 So what do I do? - Uh, first put out your cigarette. 554 00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:40,916 Then just make sure nobody dies. 555 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:50,791 Veryfunny. - Ms. Schnabelstedt, 556 00:44:51,125 --> 00:44:53,374 such prettywet hair. Totally cute. 557 00:44:54,708 --> 00:44:55,916 Mr. Miller. No. 558 00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:03,124 You need to do sports. Go on. 10 laps before I let you out. 559 00:45:03,583 --> 00:45:06,124 You can shove your fake doctor's note up your ass. 560 00:45:07,625 --> 00:45:09,041 You too. Go change. 561 00:45:09,417 --> 00:45:11,999 You're a fascister Mr. Miller. I hate you. 562 00:45:19,792 --> 00:45:21,041 Mr. Miller! 563 00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:25,582 I wanted to thankyou. 564 00:45:26,083 --> 00:45:28,666 Thank me? Really? Here, in front of everybody? 565 00:45:32,875 --> 00:45:34,041 Whatfor, anyway? 566 00:45:36,583 --> 00:45:38,416 It's the firsttime so manytook part. 567 00:45:39,458 --> 00:45:40,541 Take that back. 568 00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:43,166 No worries. - Spaz! 569 00:45:47,292 --> 00:45:48,874 No, you take it. 570 00:45:55,375 --> 00:45:57,041 Calm down. - You a spaz, bro? 571 00:45:57,375 --> 00:45:59,249 He said I was into her. - So what? 572 00:45:59,667 --> 00:46:02,832 Hey, man, she's ugly as sin. Let go of me, you whore. 573 00:46:03,167 --> 00:46:05,332 Daniel, whore is afeminine noun. 574 00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:10,541 Now pull yourself together! - Leave me alone, you asswipe! 575 00:46:18,333 --> 00:46:19,416 Zeki! 576 00:46:22,667 --> 00:46:24,666 You can't do that. You can't do that. 577 00:46:28,625 --> 00:46:31,082 I didn't hearthe apology! - Fucker! Fucker! 578 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,124 Are you ateacher? - Yes, why? 579 00:46:39,292 --> 00:46:40,707 But I'm just a temp. 580 00:46:42,458 --> 00:46:44,082 Sorry, sorry. 581 00:46:51,458 --> 00:46:54,374 Did you just use force with a student? - I'lI tell myfather. 582 00:46:55,375 --> 00:46:57,374 You told me to get him under control. 583 00:46:57,917 --> 00:46:59,124 But not with violence. 584 00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:01,874 They reflect that behavior outside school! 585 00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:07,666 Daniel. 586 00:47:12,167 --> 00:47:14,874 Be careful. I think he pissed his pants in the pool. 587 00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:19,416 ... so l thought we could get together? Talk about ... 588 00:47:20,792 --> 00:47:23,041 howthat could have happened with Daniel. 589 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:24,624 Exactly. 590 00:47:25,792 --> 00:47:27,666 But you haven'tyet filed criminaI ... 591 00:47:30,667 --> 00:47:32,666 Me? No, itwasn't me. 592 00:47:36,292 --> 00:47:37,416 I don'twant... 593 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,041 Miller. 594 00:47:49,792 --> 00:47:51,082 Yes, OK. 595 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:54,999 Bye. 596 00:47:56,333 --> 00:47:58,166 So does he want a parent's conference? 597 00:47:59,167 --> 00:48:01,999 No, he said Daniel's nuts and I should smack him sometimes, 598 00:48:02,333 --> 00:48:04,207 it's the onlyway to get him in line. 599 00:48:04,958 --> 00:48:08,832 We need to get the poor boy out ofthat vicious circle. 600 00:48:09,375 --> 00:48:12,666 It's a little late, but I know a really good Ethiopian. 601 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,874 Good, so talkto him if he's an expert. 602 00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:17,374 It's a restaurant. l'm hungry. 603 00:48:17,833 --> 00:48:21,291 Ethiopian? Fly soup and rice pudding? 604 00:48:22,917 --> 00:48:23,916 I need meat, man. 605 00:48:27,792 --> 00:48:30,499 Is that actually allowed, in traffic, the windshield? 606 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:41,957 You need to talk to Daniel again. I'm worried. 607 00:48:42,292 --> 00:48:44,999 I'm collecting theirdreams forthe time capsule 608 00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:47,499 that every class buries. 609 00:48:48,208 --> 00:48:49,707 I noticed disturbing things. 610 00:48:50,583 --> 00:48:52,624 Daniel and Burak wantto become criminals. 611 00:48:53,167 --> 00:48:55,957 Is work all you think about? - It's our responsibility. 612 00:48:56,292 --> 00:48:58,207 But they're other people's children. 613 00:48:58,542 --> 00:48:59,666 Do you like it? 614 00:49:00,458 --> 00:49:01,874 Yes, thanks. 615 00:49:03,792 --> 00:49:07,166 There's sort of an educational oath. We have a professional duty. 616 00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:10,832 It's bad enough that everybody thinks teachers are lazy. 617 00:49:11,208 --> 00:49:12,624 I swore to make a difference. 618 00:49:12,958 --> 00:49:16,291 They may be awful, they're still just children. Excuse me, 619 00:49:16,625 --> 00:49:19,249 but could you maybe switch poles? If it's no trouble. 620 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,166 OK. 621 00:49:22,542 --> 00:49:26,041 Do you reaIly beIieve that shit, there's a sweet flower inside every kid? 622 00:49:26,375 --> 00:49:29,207 I think some kids haven't learned to believe in themselves, 623 00:49:29,875 --> 00:49:31,457 and don't know rightfrom wrong. 624 00:49:31,792 --> 00:49:35,082 If we don't teach them, they'll end up in prison or something. 625 00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:41,332 We have one Erection and one Licking vagina. 626 00:49:45,042 --> 00:49:46,707 It's edible. Don't be shy. 627 00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:48,332 It's a penis. 628 00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:51,249 Man, you'lI never get aguy that way, really. 629 00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:53,666 They all thinkyou're mega uptight. 630 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,291 Putthe dick in your mouth. 631 00:49:57,125 --> 00:49:58,249 Coping with students. 632 00:49:58,583 --> 00:50:02,332 Professional handling of disruption and discipline conflict. CD 4. 633 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:04,874 Don't underestimate the value of role-playing. 634 00:50:05,208 --> 00:50:08,124 Group exercises alIowyoung people to channel aggression. 635 00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:12,707 Role-playing for indirect review of behavioral dysfunction, 636 00:50:13,042 --> 00:50:15,332 and lackof self-confidence. 637 00:50:20,167 --> 00:50:22,624 Fucking shit. - Role-play 638 00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:26,957 gives a problem child free rein for his feelings, and allows reflection 639 00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:28,916 on his inappropriate behavior. 640 00:50:29,667 --> 00:50:31,874 What exercise? I don'twant to do an exercise. 641 00:50:32,292 --> 00:50:34,499 Stowthat lookor I'll slap you silly. 642 00:50:34,833 --> 00:50:35,916 So I'm her husband? 643 00:50:36,458 --> 00:50:39,666 A round of applause - he got it. - Shut up. You start. 644 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,916 Man, wait a sec. I have to get into my part. 645 00:50:43,542 --> 00:50:45,499 Oh, my beautiful apartment! 646 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:48,916 Thankyou, darling! Howwas work? - Shut yourtrap. I'm hungry. 647 00:50:50,417 --> 00:50:52,749 Watch your mouth. We onlyjust got married. 648 00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:54,874 I married you so there'd be food ready 649 00:50:55,208 --> 00:50:57,332 after I screw sluts all day. 650 00:50:58,667 --> 00:51:00,166 Afteryou screw sluts, huh? 651 00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:03,291 You married me because I'm pretty, Salak. - Don't push me. 652 00:51:03,625 --> 00:51:04,624 Are you an idiot? 653 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,582 Danger is exaggerating, Mr. Miller. -Who's Mr. Miller? 654 00:51:07,917 --> 00:51:10,666 Are you shagging some German? - Show me your cell. 655 00:51:11,042 --> 00:51:13,249 Hey, Danger, that's not part ofthe game, man. 656 00:51:13,625 --> 00:51:16,249 Shut up. Go clean and then you can blow me. 657 00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:18,332 Give me my phone back, spaz. 658 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,999 Are you crazy? Don't hit each other. Stop being such thugs. 659 00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:27,249 Give me the phone, you fuckface. - OK. 660 00:51:28,792 --> 00:51:30,416 Daniel, you did agreatjob. 661 00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:32,666 Have you thought aboutthe drama club? 662 00:51:33,250 --> 00:51:36,041 They participate in community youth theater 663 00:51:36,542 --> 00:51:39,457 and it could be a great new hobbyfor you, 664 00:51:39,792 --> 00:51:42,874 where you could have fun and let off steam. 665 00:51:44,708 --> 00:51:47,791 No way! I'm aIready in school 3 or 4 times aweek. 666 00:51:51,417 --> 00:51:52,666 What's your problem? 667 00:51:53,167 --> 00:51:54,374 Fuck school, man. 668 00:51:55,125 --> 00:51:57,124 Watch your mouth, motherfucker. 669 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,374 You seriously believe you want to become drug dealers or some shit? 670 00:52:01,708 --> 00:52:02,749 Yes we do. 671 00:52:03,083 --> 00:52:05,374 I'd rather collectwelfare than learn that crap. 672 00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:07,541 Come on, school's still on. Piss off. 673 00:52:08,708 --> 00:52:10,082 Fucking motherfuckers. 674 00:52:11,042 --> 00:52:12,332 Was a stupid idea, sorry. 675 00:52:16,042 --> 00:52:19,666 We couId each make €20,000. lt's an armored cartransport. 676 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,499 My cousin's been watching them for 6 weeks now. 677 00:52:23,333 --> 00:52:24,624 I'm busy on something else. 678 00:52:24,958 --> 00:52:27,666 All you have to do is drive. Getaway car, Zeki. 679 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,749 Bro, you just got out. Get a real job. 680 00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:35,916 A little upset? Need a blowjob? - No, not in the mood. 681 00:52:36,875 --> 00:52:39,041 What's the matter? Were you with Mandy? 682 00:52:39,958 --> 00:52:41,874 Are you oftener with herthan me lately? 683 00:52:42,208 --> 00:52:44,707 No, I wasn'twith Mandy. And it's "more often". 684 00:52:45,042 --> 00:52:48,582 Do you have a crush on the bookworm? - Leave me alone. 685 00:52:48,917 --> 00:52:50,874 Could you suck me off? - Sorry. 686 00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:06,499 Zeki. 687 00:53:14,292 --> 00:53:15,791 Turn that off. 688 00:53:22,833 --> 00:53:23,957 What's this? 689 00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:44,832 Elisabeth Schnabelstedt. 690 00:53:56,625 --> 00:53:58,666 Hello. I seriously doubt this will work 691 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,332 or anybody will be organized enough to ever dig up thistime capsule. 692 00:54:02,667 --> 00:54:06,457 I'm also basically uncomfortabIe at the thought of strangers reading this. 693 00:54:06,792 --> 00:54:08,291 But I wish l weren't so fat. 694 00:54:08,625 --> 00:54:11,291 I'd like a love letter with boxes for "yes, no, maybe". 695 00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:12,874 It's silly, I know. 696 00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:15,666 I want to become a teacher. It's the onlyjob 697 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,916 where you get kids withoutgetting fat. 698 00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:21,624 And I'd like a smart and honest boyfriend like Karsten in class 9B. 699 00:54:21,958 --> 00:54:23,624 Elisabeth Schnabelstedt, 8a. 700 00:54:34,917 --> 00:54:36,916 Why didn't I everwin atrophy Iike that? 701 00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:40,166 Do you have to win the math Olympics first? 702 00:54:41,125 --> 00:54:43,041 Or afucking badminton tournament? 703 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:49,749 Forthe firsttime, I felt like the streets robbed me of my childhood. 704 00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:52,499 The streets. 705 00:54:52,833 --> 00:54:55,249 And homeroom teacher, Ms. Eschmiller, stupid cunt. 706 00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:57,624 Everybody knows you stole the class money! 707 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,166 You'll never amountto anything! 708 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:02,624 That was surely not the last fosterfamily 709 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,249 that wants to get rid of you, Zeki MiIler! 710 00:55:29,375 --> 00:55:30,624 School over already? 711 00:55:46,250 --> 00:55:47,541 'Scuse me, 'scuse me. 712 00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:55,166 Are you out ofyour mind? - Why? 713 00:55:59,167 --> 00:56:00,499 SLUT 714 00:56:00,833 --> 00:56:02,291 Hey, did they pierce my ears? 715 00:56:03,333 --> 00:56:05,416 Could you please tell me how that happened? 716 00:56:05,792 --> 00:56:07,541 Where you sleeping in class? 717 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,707 How about peeing lNTO the urinal. 718 00:56:20,167 --> 00:56:21,499 Yeah, yeah. 719 00:56:25,625 --> 00:56:26,832 Checkyour butt. 720 00:56:31,042 --> 00:56:32,082 ASSHOLE 721 00:56:32,625 --> 00:56:34,874 How drunkwere you not to notice? 722 00:56:35,208 --> 00:56:36,541 One, two beers? 723 00:56:37,250 --> 00:56:38,749 Yeah. - Fuck. 724 00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:40,957 Let's not use that word in class. 725 00:56:43,083 --> 00:56:44,124 Are you alright? 726 00:56:44,458 --> 00:56:46,624 Man, just piss off, OK? 727 00:56:46,958 --> 00:56:50,832 You'rejust worried l'll be busted and you get the shitty 10b back. 728 00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:53,666 Don't pretend you care. - You're nuts. 729 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,791 Are you really accusing me of not caring about you? 730 00:56:57,958 --> 00:56:59,957 I'm really sorry you're depressed ... 731 00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:01,916 I am not a teacher at all. 732 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,582 Don't start doubting everything. 733 00:57:05,125 --> 00:57:06,249 Hello ... 734 00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:10,374 Yourclass isn't easy, but I mean, you chose thejob, 735 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,624 so nowjust staythe course. 736 00:57:13,083 --> 00:57:15,207 Now, go home. You look like ajunkie. 737 00:57:16,750 --> 00:57:19,957 And think about how to turn your profession into a vocation. 738 00:57:20,292 --> 00:57:21,874 You do have the potential. 739 00:57:22,208 --> 00:57:23,874 You are close to your students. 740 00:57:24,958 --> 00:57:26,791 Including in consuming intoxicants. 741 00:57:30,083 --> 00:57:31,416 Your eyeliner, 742 00:57:32,458 --> 00:57:34,749 it's really perfect. Gotta give Chantal credit. 743 00:57:39,292 --> 00:57:40,332 So. 744 00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:43,124 Yeah. 745 00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:49,999 I don't know, Laura. Razor blades. I saw something on TV about it. 746 00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:52,499 It makes a huge mess in the bathroom. 747 00:57:53,125 --> 00:57:54,666 All that blood. 748 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,791 Right, then we'll try the plastic bags. Press down hard. 749 00:57:59,125 --> 00:58:00,749 This method definitely sucks. 750 00:58:01,083 --> 00:58:03,332 I'd take pills. Somebody's here! 751 00:58:03,792 --> 00:58:05,624 Why do you have a bag overyour head? 752 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,874 New profile pictures for Facebook. 753 00:58:08,292 --> 00:58:10,541 Fuck, bro, are you shitting me? And you too? 754 00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:14,457 Were you trying to kill yourselves? - Please don't tell my parents. 755 00:58:15,417 --> 00:58:18,582 Mr. Miller, pIease. - We just wanted to try. 756 00:58:19,542 --> 00:58:21,582 Because ifwe do do it, it'll be together. 757 00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:24,999 I didn't want to. You roped me in. 758 00:58:25,583 --> 00:58:27,249 You said yourselfyou feel ugly. 759 00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:31,416 But you started with the suicide. Because you're in love with Daniel. 760 00:58:31,750 --> 00:58:33,957 Man, Maike, you're so bitchy. 761 00:58:36,375 --> 00:58:39,291 So nobody wants to fuck you. No reason to kill yourself. 762 00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:41,916 I would've written afarewell note. 763 00:58:42,250 --> 00:58:44,749 And then Daniel wouId've come to my funeral 764 00:58:45,083 --> 00:58:46,999 and said he always had feelings for me 765 00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:49,249 and that he was too blind to realize it. 766 00:58:49,875 --> 00:58:52,999 So stop walking around like a trannie waiting forthe operation. 767 00:58:53,333 --> 00:58:54,457 You're notthat ugly. 768 00:58:54,792 --> 00:58:55,874 Yes l am. 769 00:59:07,625 --> 00:59:09,957 NO IDEA WHERE WE'RE GOING. HE'S STEALING GAS. 770 00:59:17,167 --> 00:59:18,957 Hey, girls. - Hi, Zeki. 771 00:59:19,875 --> 00:59:21,957 Charlie, can you do something with her? 772 00:59:22,458 --> 00:59:24,416 We don't do surgery here. 773 00:59:27,708 --> 00:59:29,416 No sense of humor, eh? 774 00:59:30,125 --> 00:59:31,291 Runs in the family. 775 00:59:39,792 --> 00:59:40,957 She needs a big push. 776 00:59:41,458 --> 00:59:43,207 Sheila, bring my make-up bag! 777 00:59:43,542 --> 00:59:45,166 She's a whore, she knows style. 778 00:59:46,417 --> 00:59:48,707 Do you want a drink, or a line? - No thanks. 779 00:59:49,083 --> 00:59:51,207 No, no. The big one. The big one. 780 00:59:51,625 --> 00:59:52,999 Sweet. Still so young 781 00:59:53,375 --> 00:59:55,082 and fresh. - Yeah, yeah. 782 00:59:59,750 --> 01:00:00,999 I don't look awful? 783 01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:30,291 Danger! 784 01:00:33,167 --> 01:00:34,624 She looks great. Today. 785 01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:38,999 Hey, what? - Danger, Chantal, 786 01:00:39,333 --> 01:00:42,082 come here! - What does he want? - Take this. - Go on. 787 01:00:44,625 --> 01:00:45,707 Little bitch. 788 01:00:47,667 --> 01:00:48,957 What's up, Mr. Miller? 789 01:00:49,292 --> 01:00:50,624 I still owe you something. 790 01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:52,166 What? 791 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:55,707 Some make-up. - Man, Mr. Miller. 792 01:00:56,417 --> 01:00:58,041 Danger. - Really! - Yes? 793 01:00:58,708 --> 01:01:01,166 You know yourdad said I could slap you around? 794 01:01:01,542 --> 01:01:03,374 But you're not reallygoing to, right? 795 01:01:03,917 --> 01:01:06,082 Ifyou make sure she's home on time, then no. 796 01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:07,791 What is this!? 797 01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:10,916 Can she smoke something? Oh, you motherfucker! 798 01:01:11,667 --> 01:01:14,166 Honestly, you're borderlining, you brainsicker. 799 01:01:14,500 --> 01:01:15,749 Shut it. 800 01:01:16,250 --> 01:01:18,749 On time tomorrow or expecttrouble, people. - Fuck. 801 01:01:19,583 --> 01:01:20,666 Yes. 802 01:01:21,792 --> 01:01:24,374 Danger, you spaz, why are you brown-nosing him? 803 01:01:24,708 --> 01:01:27,541 Did he call myfatheroryours? - Who gives afuck. 804 01:01:28,167 --> 01:01:30,916 Look at you, embarrassing. - Shut up. 805 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:33,791 What is this anyway? Not his shit, I hope. 806 01:01:37,333 --> 01:01:39,957 Punctuallytomorrow, people? 807 01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:52,749 This plant drives me crazy. 808 01:01:54,708 --> 01:01:56,374 Oh, Mr. Miller, hang on. 809 01:01:57,042 --> 01:01:59,457 The learning assessment for class 10b is in. 810 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,624 The results were as expected. 811 01:02:02,458 --> 01:02:04,791 The class is an intellectual vacuum. 812 01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:07,499 Don't be gentle in breaking itto them. 813 01:02:07,833 --> 01:02:10,374 This is their last chance to get it together. 814 01:02:12,083 --> 01:02:13,332 God, is she dumb. 815 01:02:17,875 --> 01:02:19,541 Ms. Gerster? - Yes? 816 01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:22,707 Where are the forms for studytrips? - What? 817 01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:26,374 AfieId outing? - What? - A study outing? 818 01:02:26,708 --> 01:02:27,749 Afield trip? 819 01:02:29,167 --> 01:02:31,124 Where are we going? - Disneyland? 820 01:02:31,458 --> 01:02:33,791 Not a concentration camp again. - Shut up. 821 01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:36,499 Chantal, you write the report. - Nooo. 822 01:02:39,333 --> 01:02:41,124 Todaywe took afield trip. 823 01:02:42,667 --> 01:02:45,499 First we visited an acquaintance of Mr. Miller's 824 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,416 who is going cold turkey. 825 01:02:49,625 --> 01:02:50,999 Heyyou, long time no see. 826 01:02:51,542 --> 01:02:54,999 So, people, some ofyou said you wanted to become drug bosses. 827 01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:58,749 So this is what drug dependence looks like. This is a heroin addict. 828 01:02:59,083 --> 01:03:00,666 How long were you a drug addict? 829 01:03:01,417 --> 01:03:03,916 He can't answer; shooting up fried his brain. 830 01:03:05,083 --> 01:03:07,999 He puked the whole time and Zeynep almost puked too. 831 01:03:08,333 --> 01:03:10,916 Who wanted to be a drug dealer? - Not anymore, right? 832 01:03:11,458 --> 01:03:14,499 Then we went to the parents of afriend of Mr. Miller's, 833 01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:17,124 so Daniel could see a life on welfare. 834 01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:18,499 Who's there? 835 01:03:18,917 --> 01:03:20,166 The friend is awhore. 836 01:03:21,792 --> 01:03:23,207 Hey, Zeki, you back? 837 01:03:23,542 --> 01:03:26,124 Could we come in? These jokers have a few questions. 838 01:03:27,875 --> 01:03:30,707 Udo, get dressed! There are children here. Chico! 839 01:03:31,292 --> 01:03:33,666 Chantal, is thatyour mother? - Are you retarded! 840 01:03:36,042 --> 01:03:37,374 Udo, how's it hanging? 841 01:03:37,750 --> 01:03:39,166 Yeah. You? 842 01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:41,874 OK. - He sleeps a lot. 843 01:03:42,625 --> 01:03:44,249 You cuties ... - It stinks here. 844 01:03:44,583 --> 01:03:47,541 ... do something with your life. My daughter is a prostitute 845 01:03:47,875 --> 01:03:49,291 and we're dependent on her. 846 01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:51,041 It's not nice. 847 01:03:51,458 --> 01:03:52,999 The dog's shitting - Udo! 848 01:03:56,583 --> 01:03:57,707 Who cares. 849 01:03:58,708 --> 01:04:00,999 The prostitute has a brother. His name is Ronny. 850 01:04:02,083 --> 01:04:03,207 Ronny was sleeping 851 01:04:03,542 --> 01:04:06,332 because he drinks a Iot and he's a Nazi. 852 01:04:06,708 --> 01:04:10,791 They are up all night, so nobody wanted Mr. MiIlerto wake him. 853 01:04:11,250 --> 01:04:12,666 Don't wake him up, please. 854 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,666 Burakwants to avoid first contact with a Nazi. 855 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,416 Then you need tojoin the theater group. 856 01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:21,249 Bro, sayyes. - Yeah, OK, man. 857 01:04:21,917 --> 01:04:23,291 Leave his damn nipple alone. 858 01:04:23,625 --> 01:04:26,832 It was very interesting. Mr. Miller has weird friends. 859 01:04:27,167 --> 01:04:28,624 Afterwards, we all got kebabs. 860 01:04:28,958 --> 01:04:31,166 It was betterthan a museum with Mr. Gundlach. 861 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,749 That wasjust a bunch of stuffed animals. 862 01:04:36,417 --> 01:04:37,457 It's red. 863 01:04:37,792 --> 01:04:40,041 They haven't learned the colors yet. - Asshole. 864 01:04:40,417 --> 01:04:42,707 Asshole. 865 01:04:43,042 --> 01:04:45,041 So think about whatyou wantto become. 866 01:04:45,375 --> 01:04:47,249 Come up with yourown homework. 867 01:04:49,125 --> 01:04:50,124 Give me one. 868 01:04:53,375 --> 01:04:54,582 Oh come on, Mr. Miller. 869 01:04:54,917 --> 01:04:57,249 Smoking sucks. - Nuts. 870 01:04:59,083 --> 01:05:01,041 About the test you took recently. 871 01:05:02,333 --> 01:05:03,332 You were the best. 872 01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:05,749 You might even skip a grade. 873 01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:08,999 But I got aterrible grade, Mr. Miller. 874 01:05:09,333 --> 01:05:12,124 Because you're under-chaIlenged. Talented people often are. 875 01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:16,832 As of now, you'll be challenged. Could be you even graduate at 17. 876 01:05:17,167 --> 01:05:18,332 Oh, my god. 877 01:05:18,708 --> 01:05:21,207 But don't let yourself be dragged down by others 878 01:05:21,542 --> 01:05:22,582 and apply yourself. 879 01:05:22,917 --> 01:05:24,457 Does he mean me? - No. 880 01:05:24,792 --> 01:05:28,457 Mr. Miller, really? You're notjoking? Look, I'm trembling. 881 01:05:28,833 --> 01:05:29,999 I'm excited myself. 882 01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:32,582 You only see somebody like you every 10 years. 883 01:05:32,958 --> 01:05:36,374 My god. I don't have to be a check-out girl. 884 01:05:37,875 --> 01:05:41,124 Who are they? - The vocationaIs are ripping offthe disabled kids. 885 01:05:41,583 --> 01:05:43,582 They don't look more disabled than you. 886 01:05:43,917 --> 01:05:45,874 Whatever. Nerds, science fairtypes. 887 01:05:48,083 --> 01:05:50,416 Go help them. - Why? 888 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,749 Because you'll be a nerd soon. 889 01:05:53,083 --> 01:05:55,249 Because they're the only men who'll like you, 890 01:05:55,583 --> 01:05:58,874 a chem student in a lab coat with liverwurst stains and greasy hair. 891 01:05:59,208 --> 01:06:01,207 I swear, Mr. Miller, you're killing me. 892 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:03,207 OK, let's kick ass. 893 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,707 Chantal, not in the mood for afight ... 894 01:06:08,375 --> 01:06:09,374 Leave them alone. 895 01:06:09,708 --> 01:06:13,332 You thinkyou're betterthan us? - They go to my school. Leave them alone ... 896 01:06:14,292 --> 01:06:15,374 Let go! 897 01:06:16,708 --> 01:06:19,499 She's got a knife! - Scared? 898 01:06:22,708 --> 01:06:24,499 Let go, you! - Piss off, man! 899 01:06:25,375 --> 01:06:28,291 Touch them again and I'll cut off your extensions, you cunt. 900 01:06:28,625 --> 01:06:31,041 No! Theywere expensive. - Then piss off. 901 01:06:31,708 --> 01:06:33,041 You too, outta here! 902 01:06:33,667 --> 01:06:34,666 Not bad. 903 01:06:35,917 --> 01:06:37,124 Check! 904 01:06:38,292 --> 01:06:40,791 Hey nerds. Saythankyou. 905 01:06:42,042 --> 01:06:44,207 The federation guarantees eternaI gratitude. 906 01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:46,999 Yeah, no prob. I'm smarttoo, I get it. 907 01:06:47,333 --> 01:06:48,916 You're in science club, right? 908 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,041 Positive. 909 01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:54,332 So maybe I could come see sometime? 910 01:06:54,667 --> 01:06:58,874 Because in class I'm .. could be that l'm not challenged enough. 911 01:07:05,083 --> 01:07:07,291 What're theytalking about? - Howwould I know. 912 01:07:07,625 --> 01:07:09,041 I don'twant to be that ugly. 913 01:07:12,875 --> 01:07:15,332 OK. Butyou have to wear anti-static cIothing. 914 01:07:16,125 --> 01:07:17,124 OK. 915 01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:20,457 What's that? What does he mean? 916 01:07:24,792 --> 01:07:26,707 This isn't the test l gave you. 917 01:07:27,333 --> 01:07:28,582 I added a question. 918 01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:31,874 In the first person, tell us how a dinosaurfeeIs when he sees 919 01:07:32,208 --> 01:07:33,874 the electric fence is off. 920 01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:42,207 There were only goats today again. I don't even like goats. 921 01:07:42,583 --> 01:07:45,916 I wonderwhat's outside the fence. I hear it's freedom, 922 01:07:46,417 --> 01:07:48,332 but to get it, you have to die. 923 01:07:48,792 --> 01:07:51,707 I decided to try and touched the fence carefully. 924 01:07:52,083 --> 01:07:53,207 Itwas weird. 925 01:07:53,542 --> 01:07:56,499 It didn't hurt. For the first time, I had something like hope. 926 01:07:59,417 --> 01:08:01,666 That was beautiful. What did you do with them? 927 01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:03,541 Justtalked. 928 01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:10,291 Friday is environment and nature day. 929 01:08:10,625 --> 01:08:12,791 You could take the class to an organic farm. 930 01:08:13,125 --> 01:08:14,832 I've always wanted to go there. 931 01:08:19,167 --> 01:08:20,457 I could come along. 932 01:08:21,042 --> 01:08:22,999 Romeo, doffthy name, 933 01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:26,624 And forthat name which is no part of thee take all myself. 934 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,666 Why is Daniel trying outfor Romeo? 935 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:33,582 The other parts are shit. Go on. - But I ... - Yeah, yeah. Enough. 936 01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:39,249 I take thee at thy word. Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized; 937 01:08:39,583 --> 01:08:42,999 Henceforth I neverwill be Romeo. - Why is he yelling like that? 938 01:08:43,333 --> 01:08:46,082 He's a little aggressive. - ... So stumblest on my counsel? 939 01:08:46,417 --> 01:08:48,541 By a name I know not howto tell thee who I am: 940 01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,541 My name, dearsaint, is hateful to myself, 941 01:08:51,875 --> 01:08:54,374 Because it is an enemyto thee; 942 01:08:54,708 --> 01:08:57,249 Had I it written, I would tearthe word. 943 01:08:58,125 --> 01:09:00,916 My ears have not yet ... - That's it, I can'ttake it. 944 01:09:01,292 --> 01:09:04,332 The balcony scene's next. - So what? The stage is total shit. 945 01:09:04,667 --> 01:09:08,166 It looks like thatTV channel you only land on by mistake. 946 01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:12,332 The one where they speak French. - Do you mean PBS? 947 01:09:12,667 --> 01:09:14,499 Yeah, exactly. Nobody understands it. 948 01:09:14,875 --> 01:09:17,499 What's the deal with the stilted language? 949 01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:19,291 My god, it's Shakespeare. 950 01:09:19,958 --> 01:09:22,166 Who's been dead for, like, 4000 years. 951 01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:24,791 Why isn't ittranslated into normal German. 952 01:09:25,125 --> 01:09:27,041 If I were you, I'd be embarrassed. 953 01:09:27,417 --> 01:09:28,832 I already want my money back. 954 01:09:29,167 --> 01:09:32,374 Gundlach is clueless. You'll neverwin the teenie Oscars with that. 955 01:09:32,708 --> 01:09:35,874 I won't listen to this. I've done this for 24 years, 956 01:09:36,208 --> 01:09:39,207 since the fall of communism, and it was always welI received. 957 01:09:39,583 --> 01:09:40,707 In a rest home, maybe. 958 01:09:41,417 --> 01:09:43,957 Listen here. You do it then. 959 01:09:44,292 --> 01:09:46,624 Please, you take over directing. 960 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,041 Arrivederci, Verona! 961 01:09:49,375 --> 01:09:51,291 My colleague ... - No, I'm going. 962 01:09:52,375 --> 01:09:53,832 Can I go too? - No! 963 01:09:56,083 --> 01:09:57,624 So who's taking overdrama club? 964 01:10:03,292 --> 01:10:05,541 What's it about? I only saw the porn version. 965 01:10:05,875 --> 01:10:07,999 Do they get each other? - Theydie. 966 01:10:08,458 --> 01:10:09,499 At leastthat. 967 01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:11,332 Who are you playing? 968 01:10:11,792 --> 01:10:12,832 The nurse. 969 01:10:13,708 --> 01:10:16,707 What's that, an animal? - It's a great role. 970 01:10:18,667 --> 01:10:21,249 Daniel, saythat the way you'd say it. 971 01:10:22,458 --> 01:10:24,332 Julia, you cunt, let's fuck. 972 01:10:24,667 --> 01:10:27,957 Show me yourtits, pronto. - We'll re-write it. It'll be cool. 973 01:10:34,708 --> 01:10:35,957 Close. 974 01:11:17,833 --> 01:11:20,999 Sarafina, be careful. You'lI fall again. 975 01:11:21,375 --> 01:11:23,249 The teacher ratings are online. 976 01:11:23,792 --> 01:11:25,916 And we are VERY interested in that. 977 01:11:28,375 --> 01:11:32,291 Mydears, the teacher ratings have been posted. Online! 978 01:11:33,167 --> 01:11:34,332 Breathe deep. 979 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,082 Hottest teacher- 980 01:11:39,792 --> 01:11:40,874 me. 981 01:11:41,833 --> 01:11:44,124 Yes. Ms. Gerster. - Yes? 982 01:11:44,625 --> 01:11:46,166 You are the biggest nightmare. 983 01:11:46,625 --> 01:11:49,249 I said I'd getthe title back- Alrun. 984 01:11:49,792 --> 01:11:50,957 Who's coolest teacher? 985 01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:53,624 Mr. Miller. 986 01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:57,374 And, who's the sweetestteacher? 987 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,166 Mr. Miller ... 988 01:12:03,458 --> 01:12:04,791 and among the women. 989 01:12:06,708 --> 01:12:08,957 Oh, Me. Heythere, surprise! 990 01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:12,166 Congratulations. - We'll drinkto that, eh? 991 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,666 No, I need to go get the overhead projector. 992 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,041 Go ahead. 993 01:12:18,875 --> 01:12:19,916 So, I said ... 994 01:12:24,875 --> 01:12:27,582 You're not seriously crying over no student ranking? 995 01:12:27,917 --> 01:12:29,207 A student RATING. 996 01:12:30,417 --> 01:12:33,666 I'll never be voted most anything. l've never been anything, 997 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:38,041 most beloved teacher, prettiestteacher, teacherwith the nicest smile, nothing. 998 01:12:38,458 --> 01:12:41,916 I've never even been strictestteacher or meanestteacher. 999 01:12:42,417 --> 01:12:43,499 I'm just air. 1000 01:12:47,208 --> 01:12:50,291 Who gives a shit if they like you. - It matters. 1001 01:12:50,667 --> 01:12:54,207 It's a compliment, the only review of us. The only one that counts. 1002 01:12:54,542 --> 01:12:56,249 Whatthe students thinkcounts. 1003 01:12:58,083 --> 01:13:00,791 They thinkyou're funny, that's why. - You mean witty? 1004 01:13:01,208 --> 01:13:02,707 There's no category forthat. 1005 01:13:03,375 --> 01:13:04,666 Couldn'tyou talk to them? 1006 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:06,957 Gerster is making me testthe b class, 1007 01:13:07,292 --> 01:13:09,291 because so many of mine have mumps. 1008 01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:11,041 They're going to ... 1009 01:13:11,875 --> 01:13:12,874 ... to whack me. 1010 01:13:13,417 --> 01:13:16,332 It'll all be deducted from myfinal grade, if l mess it up. 1011 01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:17,874 I could blackmail them. 1012 01:13:18,208 --> 01:13:22,082 No! I want them to respect me. By choice. 1013 01:13:22,458 --> 01:13:23,582 Nobody says whack. 1014 01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:30,874 But YOLO is OK, right? 1015 01:13:33,708 --> 01:13:36,249 Ms. Schnabelstedtwants to do awholetrain with you. 1016 01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:38,541 What does wholetrain mean? 1017 01:13:38,875 --> 01:13:40,332 We spray the entire train. 1018 01:13:40,667 --> 01:13:42,707 The entire train? What about the law? 1019 01:13:43,042 --> 01:13:44,624 That's exactlywhy it's cool. 1020 01:13:44,958 --> 01:13:46,874 The beautiful train, it's brand new. 1021 01:13:49,792 --> 01:13:51,707 Excuse me, we have class here now. 1022 01:13:52,750 --> 01:13:54,832 This is ourtrain. We could call the police, 1023 01:13:55,167 --> 01:13:57,041 oryou could just move over one track. 1024 01:13:57,375 --> 01:14:00,416 I need to finish here on time. I'm not here forfun. 1025 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,207 See. 1026 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,291 Danger, come here. Not bad. 1027 01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:33,374 Totally PHAT, Ms. Schnabelstedt. Totally Instagram. 1028 01:14:34,625 --> 01:14:35,666 Thanks. 1029 01:14:37,292 --> 01:14:41,416 So, shall we look at yourwork and critique ittogether? 1030 01:14:42,833 --> 01:14:44,166 Swag, eh? 1031 01:14:45,250 --> 01:14:46,916 Swag-etti yolognese, Burak. 1032 01:14:51,542 --> 01:14:53,874 Good thing you're not in my English class. 1033 01:14:55,375 --> 01:14:57,166 How would you grade it, Burak? 1034 01:14:57,542 --> 01:14:59,749 Hey, an A, of course. - Dunno about that. 1035 01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:02,541 Shit. Cops. Scramble. - Police! Halt! 1036 01:15:11,167 --> 01:15:12,166 Come on. 1037 01:15:25,417 --> 01:15:26,541 OK. 1038 01:15:32,292 --> 01:15:35,166 That's not the first time you've run from the police, is it? 1039 01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:38,707 I stole a CD once. 1040 01:15:45,417 --> 01:15:47,624 That's special waste. For a recycling station. 1041 01:15:48,917 --> 01:15:51,457 What about some thanks for polishing your image? 1042 01:15:56,083 --> 01:15:57,916 I swear, that was close, Mr. Miller. 1043 01:15:58,292 --> 01:16:00,082 I almost sawteacher sex. 1044 01:16:07,667 --> 01:16:09,291 Heythere. 1045 01:16:10,167 --> 01:16:12,666 Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt, teachers' testtoday, eh? 1046 01:16:13,875 --> 01:16:15,124 Yeah, exactly, Burak. 1047 01:16:16,667 --> 01:16:17,749 Cool. 1048 01:16:18,083 --> 01:16:20,541 Good morning. 1049 01:16:20,875 --> 01:16:24,291 I brought 2 pictures and I'd like to discuss them in the context 1050 01:16:24,750 --> 01:16:26,207 of Schiller's "The Robbers". 1051 01:16:27,542 --> 01:16:29,582 Can I turn on the projectorfirst? 1052 01:17:06,458 --> 01:17:08,041 Thankyou, class. 1053 01:17:10,333 --> 01:17:12,124 Not bad, Ms. Schnabelstedt. Not bad. 1054 01:17:12,750 --> 01:17:15,749 It seems you do have some ability to assertyourself. 1055 01:17:16,125 --> 01:17:17,707 I'm glad. Good. 1056 01:17:18,250 --> 01:17:19,499 Thankyou. 1057 01:17:22,667 --> 01:17:24,499 And whywere you so nice? 1058 01:17:24,833 --> 01:17:27,291 Because you and Mr. Miller are so sweet together. 1059 01:17:27,625 --> 01:17:30,791 Ifyou hooked up it would be so hot. - Not everything is hot. 1060 01:17:31,125 --> 01:17:32,666 You're so much prettier lately. 1061 01:17:33,250 --> 01:17:36,499 You wear your hair loose and ... yeah, beautiful. 1062 01:17:38,875 --> 01:17:43,291 Thank god private life and civility aren't AP subjects. Now go exercise. 1063 01:17:45,625 --> 01:17:48,874 Chantal, don't light up inside. - Yeah, OK. 1064 01:17:54,542 --> 01:17:56,874 Ms. Schnabelstedt. He's shooting the animals. 1065 01:17:57,208 --> 01:18:00,874 No, they're sex hormones. It's always hard to get llamas in mating mood. 1066 01:18:01,208 --> 01:18:02,791 It's too cold forthem here. 1067 01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:07,749 I thoughtthis was an organicfarm. I don't quite get the organic aspect. 1068 01:18:08,542 --> 01:18:12,207 OK, kids, let's move on to the rabbits so you can sketch them. 1069 01:18:14,083 --> 01:18:17,041 This is disgusting. - Let's zap Chantal with it. - Cool. 1070 01:18:23,667 --> 01:18:24,707 Hey, Chantal. 1071 01:18:25,125 --> 01:18:27,041 No, stop, you spaz! No! 1072 01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:36,791 Was that in your ass? - I was trying to hit Chantal, I swear. 1073 01:18:38,417 --> 01:18:39,499 Zeki, where are you? 1074 01:18:39,833 --> 01:18:42,832 First, it's outrageous that you Ieft me alone with yourclass. 1075 01:18:43,167 --> 01:18:45,082 And second, I've been shot with ... 1076 01:18:45,417 --> 01:18:48,041 ... ungulate. - ... ungulate sex hormones 1077 01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:51,666 and I would like to see a doctor. 1078 01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:55,499 I don'tthink much will happen. In Asia it's a recreational stimulant. 1079 01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:57,874 In Pandora, eh? - Oh, god. 1080 01:18:58,208 --> 01:19:00,291 Pandora? What are you talking about? 1081 01:19:00,667 --> 01:19:02,291 Pandora is in Asia. 1082 01:19:02,625 --> 01:19:04,457 Pandora doesn't exist in real life. 1083 01:19:04,792 --> 01:19:06,249 So why was it in 3D? 1084 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,249 I'm so hot. I'm so hot. 1085 01:19:09,792 --> 01:19:11,374 I'm so thirsty. 1086 01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:20,957 What's happening to her? - I'm the hottest teacher in the worId. 1087 01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:26,291 I hope I don't growfur. 1088 01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:32,041 I couldn't stand having to shave every day, everywhere. 1089 01:19:32,375 --> 01:19:33,874 My back ... 1090 01:19:35,500 --> 01:19:37,374 and my bottom ... 1091 01:19:38,167 --> 01:19:39,332 Chill out, bro. 1092 01:19:45,125 --> 01:19:46,624 Sleep, sleep, sleep ... 1093 01:19:51,458 --> 01:19:53,749 Lisi, the dog wasjust playing in a shit pile. 1094 01:19:54,083 --> 01:19:55,124 What are you doing?! 1095 01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:58,791 Sweetie, let me sleep a little. 1096 01:19:59,125 --> 01:20:00,416 Zeki will playwith you. 1097 01:20:02,083 --> 01:20:04,707 Child services is coming today, about my guardianship. 1098 01:20:05,625 --> 01:20:06,874 Doesn't matter. 1099 01:20:09,042 --> 01:20:11,541 Dostoyevsky, let me in there. 1100 01:20:11,875 --> 01:20:13,124 They're already on alert, 1101 01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:16,166 because she was treated for depression as a teenager. 1102 01:20:16,542 --> 01:20:18,582 Oh, yeah, I wasvery sad. 1103 01:20:19,583 --> 01:20:22,124 Teenagers are always sad, 1104 01:20:22,542 --> 01:20:24,916 because nobody likes them. 1105 01:20:25,917 --> 01:20:27,916 Have you lost your marbles? 1106 01:20:28,917 --> 01:20:30,582 Thirsty. - Hey! 1107 01:20:31,042 --> 01:20:34,332 Thanks a lot. Now I'm going to end up in a home. 1108 01:20:37,042 --> 01:20:38,166 Good night! 1109 01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:52,666 Mr. Miller, my dear god! 1110 01:20:53,458 --> 01:20:55,124 One more won't hurt. Call me Zeki. 1111 01:20:56,042 --> 01:20:57,082 I'm Isolde. 1112 01:20:57,792 --> 01:20:59,832 What a lovely name - l mean yours. 1113 01:21:00,208 --> 01:21:01,541 Are you from the Mideast? 1114 01:21:01,917 --> 01:21:03,624 Yes, but no fear. I won't shoot. 1115 01:21:07,458 --> 01:21:10,249 Hello. - Ms. Schnabelstedt! 1116 01:21:11,458 --> 01:21:15,291 Your boyfriend just told me you were hit by a car. Now sit down. 1117 01:21:16,167 --> 01:21:17,374 Are you feeling better? 1118 01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:20,666 Yes, I reallywanted to ... 1119 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:23,416 So, who'd like a piece of cake? 1120 01:21:23,750 --> 01:21:26,332 Now, you are ... You didn't mention 1121 01:21:26,667 --> 01:21:28,541 you were in a relationship. 1122 01:21:28,958 --> 01:21:30,082 I was doubtful, 1123 01:21:30,417 --> 01:21:32,791 you as sole guardian for such a young child. 1124 01:21:33,667 --> 01:21:37,166 And you so young yourself. But your parents would be very proud 1125 01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:41,666 ifthey could see what awonderful environment you've created here. 1126 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:44,499 Yes, we get along so well. 1127 01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:48,416 Mr. Miller, no more cream. Oh, my god. 1128 01:21:48,833 --> 01:21:49,916 Myfigure! 1129 01:21:50,458 --> 01:21:53,416 If anyone can handle it, you can Ms. Sieberts. 1130 01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:56,582 Butwe were on a first name basis, Zeki. 1131 01:21:57,333 --> 01:21:58,332 Of course. 1132 01:21:58,667 --> 01:22:01,791 Now you two lovebirds musttell me how long you've been together. 1133 01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:03,499 Well ... 1134 01:22:04,083 --> 01:22:05,541 Almost a year. 1135 01:22:05,875 --> 01:22:07,082 We met online. 1136 01:22:07,625 --> 01:22:09,499 Then I quickIy applied at her school, 1137 01:22:09,958 --> 01:22:12,374 so we could spend more time together. 1138 01:22:14,583 --> 01:22:16,582 I have to say, Ms. Schnabelstedt, 1139 01:22:16,917 --> 01:22:18,957 I am totally charmed byyour partner. 1140 01:22:20,042 --> 01:22:21,749 Plus, he's an educator. 1141 01:22:22,750 --> 01:22:24,374 I really can't complain. 1142 01:22:25,125 --> 01:22:26,416 Jackpot! 1143 01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:29,166 You could even adopt afew more kids! 1144 01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,082 Bye-bye, Isolde! - Bye-bye! 1145 01:22:48,625 --> 01:22:50,082 I assume you want something? 1146 01:22:51,167 --> 01:22:52,291 Forget it. 1147 01:22:53,667 --> 01:22:54,916 So why did you do it? 1148 01:23:00,875 --> 01:23:02,791 Because I know how it feels to be alone. 1149 01:23:10,750 --> 01:23:11,916 Thankyou. 1150 01:23:12,542 --> 01:23:13,874 Still high on llama? 1151 01:23:15,667 --> 01:23:17,624 No, on substitute teacher. 1152 01:23:22,458 --> 01:23:24,416 Man, you know l'm leaving soon! 1153 01:23:37,167 --> 01:23:39,041 You have reached your destination. 1154 01:23:40,833 --> 01:23:42,332 Yeah, where, you bitch? 1155 01:25:40,583 --> 01:25:44,124 1800, 9900, 2000. 1156 01:25:44,458 --> 01:25:45,832 And 50 forthe glass table. 1157 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,791 Here. Your newtits. 1158 01:25:52,167 --> 01:25:53,541 Really? Seet! 1159 01:25:55,917 --> 01:25:58,582 I'll miss you. - No South America. I can't leave. 1160 01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:00,124 But not on my account? 1161 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,166 We've been friends too long. It'd neverwork. 1162 01:26:03,750 --> 01:26:06,207 Because ofthe ... the kids, man. 1163 01:26:07,167 --> 01:26:08,374 I'm all they've got. 1164 01:26:10,167 --> 01:26:12,166 I didn't knowtheywere all orphans. 1165 01:26:13,292 --> 01:26:15,457 Seriously. They're completelyfixated on me. 1166 01:26:15,958 --> 01:26:18,707 Like little chicks that can only see their mother's ass 1167 01:26:19,042 --> 01:26:20,499 and follow it everywhere. 1168 01:26:20,875 --> 01:26:22,124 And you're that ass. 1169 01:26:22,625 --> 01:26:25,082 Yeah, exactly. - An ass with a heart ... 1170 01:26:27,417 --> 01:26:28,749 Shut it and give me a beer. 1171 01:26:29,083 --> 01:26:31,832 I have to finish "Robbers." I need to look everyword up. 1172 01:26:32,417 --> 01:26:33,582 Is it in English? 1173 01:26:34,542 --> 01:26:35,791 No, German. 1174 01:26:38,458 --> 01:26:39,582 Don't know it, eh? 1175 01:26:50,208 --> 01:26:52,249 So Moor or Spiegelberg? 1176 01:26:52,583 --> 01:26:55,207 Who has a betterchance at middle-class life? 1177 01:26:55,542 --> 01:26:57,332 KarI. Spiegelberg is completely evil. 1178 01:26:57,667 --> 01:26:59,499 He's alreadydone too many bad things. 1179 01:26:59,875 --> 01:27:01,582 Karl doesn't wantto be evil. 1180 01:27:03,917 --> 01:27:05,707 My god, was that right, Mr. Miller? 1181 01:27:27,083 --> 01:27:28,582 Where is my push-up bra? 1182 01:27:28,917 --> 01:27:32,624 Whatfor? You'll look Iike awhore if you squish up your mini-boobs. 1183 01:27:33,083 --> 01:27:34,791 I want my push-up bra! 1184 01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:36,624 Maike! 1185 01:27:36,958 --> 01:27:39,207 The nurse is such a great part. And so complex. 1186 01:27:39,542 --> 01:27:40,791 Mr. Miller! 1187 01:27:41,542 --> 01:27:44,041 Are you going to grease me up? - Are you nuts? 1188 01:27:44,625 --> 01:27:46,916 There, ask ... Laura. 1189 01:27:47,250 --> 01:27:48,582 Greta? - What? 1190 01:27:49,875 --> 01:27:53,416 Thatwas fast. - Listen, l did Romeo and Juliet once too-the friar. 1191 01:27:54,042 --> 01:27:57,207 Itwas a little strange atfirst, since it was a male role, 1192 01:27:57,542 --> 01:27:59,166 but at some point it's really ... 1193 01:28:00,583 --> 01:28:02,707 Mr. Miller said you should put my cream on. 1194 01:28:03,750 --> 01:28:04,749 OK. 1195 01:28:10,542 --> 01:28:12,332 I'll just go take my seat. 1196 01:28:14,708 --> 01:28:15,999 You can use more. 1197 01:28:16,667 --> 01:28:19,207 Yeah, you need a lot. 1198 01:28:20,417 --> 01:28:22,374 Yeah, I tried a new anabolic steroid. 1199 01:28:23,042 --> 01:28:24,749 That's totally unhealthy, you know? 1200 01:28:25,625 --> 01:28:28,874 Really? I've always done it. Since I was 11. 1201 01:28:29,208 --> 01:28:31,332 Laura, come here please. Now. 1202 01:28:33,167 --> 01:28:35,666 Listen, Schnabelstedt. Danger is mine. 1203 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:37,457 He's Romeo and l'm Juliet. 1204 01:28:37,917 --> 01:28:40,457 So stay in the background or I'll do you in. 1205 01:28:41,083 --> 01:28:42,916 Daniel? could we warm up? 1206 01:28:44,292 --> 01:28:45,582 Go get my energy drink. 1207 01:28:49,125 --> 01:28:50,999 No, Romeo, I told you. 1208 01:28:51,333 --> 01:28:53,707 I'm not a one night stand slut. - Let me do it. 1209 01:29:00,250 --> 01:29:01,332 Here's your drink. 1210 01:29:04,167 --> 01:29:07,749 Attention, next up are the Leibnitz SchooI and the Goethe School. 1211 01:29:08,083 --> 01:29:09,791 Children, please get ready. 1212 01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:18,249 I'm nauseous. - You know Greta's part, right? 1213 01:29:18,583 --> 01:29:20,832 I think so, but ... - But I'm ... 1214 01:29:25,958 --> 01:29:29,957 JuIia. - You'll puke up the whole stage. l wantto win. You go change. 1215 01:29:30,417 --> 01:29:31,749 Shit group. 1216 01:29:33,667 --> 01:29:35,249 But no tongue kissing, right? 1217 01:29:38,583 --> 01:29:39,749 Use yourtongue. 1218 01:29:49,333 --> 01:29:50,249 Julia? 1219 01:29:51,375 --> 01:29:52,874 Yeah, what is it? 1220 01:29:53,250 --> 01:29:54,749 Come down, let's chill. 1221 01:29:56,208 --> 01:29:58,082 I can't. I'm grounded. 1222 01:29:58,458 --> 01:29:59,707 That blows. 1223 01:30:02,958 --> 01:30:05,957 She's playing Juliet. A Schnabelstedt has never done that. 1224 01:30:06,958 --> 01:30:08,291 Whoa, is she dead? 1225 01:30:08,792 --> 01:30:10,749 Why did you overdose? 1226 01:30:11,167 --> 01:30:12,957 Letthere be coke left on your lips! 1227 01:30:17,917 --> 01:30:19,041 Don't laugh. 1228 01:30:22,042 --> 01:30:23,999 Then I want to die too! 1229 01:30:39,917 --> 01:30:41,041 Romeo! 1230 01:30:42,333 --> 01:30:43,499 Frigging junkie. 1231 01:30:46,667 --> 01:30:48,332 Fuck, I thought you were dead. 1232 01:30:49,208 --> 01:30:51,207 Didn't you get mytext message? - No, man. 1233 01:30:52,333 --> 01:30:55,416 Then I ran outofcredit. - Girl, I told you pre-paids sucked. 1234 01:30:55,750 --> 01:30:58,291 If only I'd listened to you. - Yeah, you should have. 1235 01:31:06,333 --> 01:31:08,041 I neverthought you'd do it so well. 1236 01:31:08,833 --> 01:31:10,374 It's almost a little subversive. 1237 01:31:11,917 --> 01:31:15,499 And second prize goes to the drama club ofthe Goethe School. 1238 01:31:15,833 --> 01:31:17,291 Congratulations. 1239 01:31:25,125 --> 01:31:29,082 Good morning, Ms. Gerster. - Good mor ... thanks, that's fine. 1240 01:31:29,750 --> 01:31:31,874 Ourfirst science fair showcase in 4 years. 1241 01:31:32,208 --> 01:31:33,582 Since the dog-shitvolcano. 1242 01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:35,499 What else are they submitting? 1243 01:31:36,333 --> 01:31:37,416 The robot. 1244 01:31:38,875 --> 01:31:42,082 The teacher can communicate with the whole class with the camera. 1245 01:31:42,625 --> 01:31:46,582 You shitheads need to start doing your homework. 1246 01:31:48,125 --> 01:31:50,249 I used Mr. Miller forthe sample sentences. 1247 01:31:51,125 --> 01:31:53,749 Ms. Gerster, now you have to try the mascara gun. 1248 01:31:55,250 --> 01:31:56,291 Is that OK? 1249 01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:00,374 I made it all by myself. 1250 01:32:02,708 --> 01:32:04,832 Good, great. Thanks Chantal. That's enough. 1251 01:32:05,167 --> 01:32:06,541 Yes? - Thanks, yes! Great! 1252 01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:13,374 Sweet, Ms. Gerster. TotaI smoky eyes. 1253 01:32:14,417 --> 01:32:15,791 Mr. Miller, we need to talk. 1254 01:32:16,458 --> 01:32:18,207 You're contract's up, you know that? 1255 01:32:18,833 --> 01:32:19,874 Yes, I know. 1256 01:32:20,292 --> 01:32:23,499 Good. I suspect you're not a bad thing forthis school. 1257 01:32:24,333 --> 01:32:25,457 Think about it. 1258 01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:28,249 I could get rid of Ms. Schnabelstedt instead. 1259 01:32:30,125 --> 01:32:32,791 Don'tworry. Always need a few eager beavers. 1260 01:32:33,875 --> 01:32:35,499 Take this off, please, Chantal. 1261 01:32:38,292 --> 01:32:41,291 I don't know. It was only meant to be temporary. - Good. 1262 01:32:41,625 --> 01:32:42,791 Your choice. 1263 01:32:43,125 --> 01:32:44,957 Thankyou, children. You did well. 1264 01:32:50,542 --> 01:32:54,249 OK, inventions in the car. We'll head to the fair after school. 1265 01:32:57,833 --> 01:32:58,999 Bye, Mr. Miller. 1266 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:12,041 Very nice. 1267 01:33:22,792 --> 01:33:26,582 Ms. Schnabelstedt. 1268 01:33:28,208 --> 01:33:30,624 Damn it, help me. 1269 01:33:31,250 --> 01:33:32,582 Go change please. 1270 01:33:37,917 --> 01:33:39,457 Did you hurt yourself? - No. 1271 01:33:40,333 --> 01:33:42,082 OK. You go change too. 1272 01:33:58,292 --> 01:33:59,457 Hello? 1273 01:34:00,917 --> 01:34:02,957 Where are you? I said be here at midnight. 1274 01:34:03,292 --> 01:34:05,957 Sorry, l overslept. - Man, buy an alarm clock. 1275 01:34:06,292 --> 01:34:08,707 I need to fill the hole bythe end ofthe week. 1276 01:34:09,625 --> 01:34:11,582 Shit. I've got class in a minute. 1277 01:34:11,958 --> 01:34:13,332 I have class. 1278 01:34:13,667 --> 01:34:16,249 Yourcamouflage is getting slightly schizo. 1279 01:34:17,125 --> 01:34:18,499 I might have ajob here. 1280 01:34:19,083 --> 01:34:20,582 Zeki, come on. Forget it. 1281 01:34:20,917 --> 01:34:23,916 Let's take your money and go away, do some coke and party. 1282 01:34:24,583 --> 01:34:27,082 That's not me anymore. And I don'twantto be that. 1283 01:34:27,417 --> 01:34:30,332 Come help me tonight. - What do I wear in a boiler room? 1284 01:34:31,208 --> 01:34:33,499 Ifthe bookworm finds out I'm a bank robber, 1285 01:34:33,833 --> 01:34:34,957 I'm screwed. 1286 01:34:38,708 --> 01:34:39,832 I don't even own flats. 1287 01:34:40,708 --> 01:34:41,999 What are you doing here? 1288 01:34:44,458 --> 01:34:46,666 Zeki? - Wait a sec. Listen to me. 1289 01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:48,749 Unbelievable. Did you dig this? 1290 01:34:49,958 --> 01:34:52,541 Don't get hysterical. - Why did you dig atunnel? 1291 01:34:53,167 --> 01:34:55,749 I was looking for my cash, buried underthe gym. 1292 01:34:56,083 --> 01:34:57,166 You're a criminal. 1293 01:34:57,500 --> 01:34:59,666 Were you in prison? Did you escape? 1294 01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:04,291 I did my 13 months. I don't even want the money anymo ... - 13 months!? 1295 01:35:05,792 --> 01:35:07,707 Justwait please. 1296 01:35:12,333 --> 01:35:13,332 Bro, she's fast. 1297 01:35:20,333 --> 01:35:22,374 I like teaching. - You're insane. 1298 01:35:22,792 --> 01:35:25,666 Why? Our play almost won, and we might win the science fair. 1299 01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:27,249 Don't touch me. 1300 01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:29,874 Is thatwhyyou pretended to like me? 1301 01:35:31,042 --> 01:35:32,207 Was I a good cover? 1302 01:35:33,083 --> 01:35:35,499 Only atthe beginning. I wanted totell you. 1303 01:35:35,875 --> 01:35:37,166 But I was afrai ... 1304 01:35:38,208 --> 01:35:40,916 Nowfuckoff. Or I swear I'll call the poIice. 1305 01:36:27,042 --> 01:36:29,416 Your parents will pay forever. 1306 01:36:30,167 --> 01:36:31,541 Ms. Schnabelstedt, a moment? 1307 01:36:31,875 --> 01:36:34,666 About the gym, I'm assuming. - No, we've cleared that up. 1308 01:36:35,208 --> 01:36:37,999 We dug atunnel to lookfor Nazi treasure. 1309 01:36:38,542 --> 01:36:39,916 Excuse me? 1310 01:36:40,875 --> 01:36:42,457 We're really sorry. 1311 01:36:42,792 --> 01:36:46,124 Mr. Miller caught us. He wanted to call our parents. - Expensive! 1312 01:36:46,458 --> 01:36:49,082 When is Mr. Millercoming back? - He's not coming back. 1313 01:36:49,417 --> 01:36:52,124 So the test is off? - No, of course it's not. 1314 01:36:52,458 --> 01:36:54,832 Hop hop, to class. Chantal, Daniel, go! 1315 01:36:55,417 --> 01:36:56,416 You take it. 1316 01:37:02,375 --> 01:37:05,582 Please, Ms. Schnabelstedt, tell him to come back. 1317 01:37:06,042 --> 01:37:10,207 No. He lied. He used me. And he put yourfuture at risk. 1318 01:37:10,542 --> 01:37:13,541 You'll all fail because of him. What makes him so great? 1319 01:37:15,458 --> 01:37:16,499 He understood us. 1320 01:37:16,833 --> 01:37:18,874 Plus he is totally sweet. 1321 01:37:21,292 --> 01:37:22,291 Chantal, really. 1322 01:37:23,042 --> 01:37:25,082 This test is your last chance. 1323 01:37:25,417 --> 01:37:27,166 OK, man. Don't get worked up. 1324 01:37:28,875 --> 01:37:31,999 What are you doing? - Our motivation pictures, man. 1325 01:37:35,417 --> 01:37:36,707 What's it supposed to be. 1326 01:37:37,042 --> 01:37:41,207 Yeah, the reason we want to improve. Or people we want to make proud. 1327 01:37:41,583 --> 01:37:44,249 Mr. Millertaught us to do it. He has one too. 1328 01:37:45,458 --> 01:37:46,707 A picture of a beercan? 1329 01:37:48,125 --> 01:37:49,707 Upper right drawer. 1330 01:37:59,833 --> 01:38:01,374 WHY? 1331 01:38:02,667 --> 01:38:04,249 FOR 1332 01:38:08,292 --> 01:38:09,291 Hello. 1333 01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:12,291 This is foryou. It was in my locker. 1334 01:38:12,625 --> 01:38:14,124 Please leave my classroom. 1335 01:38:15,750 --> 01:38:18,124 I've known him for 15 years. He's good stuff. 1336 01:38:18,583 --> 01:38:20,207 Or he'd have hooked up with me. 1337 01:38:26,208 --> 01:38:27,457 Don't you have class? 1338 01:38:28,125 --> 01:38:29,166 Yes. 1339 01:38:31,750 --> 01:38:33,624 Hi there. - Hello. 1340 01:38:40,333 --> 01:38:42,499 I've had the moneyfor ages, but I stayed, 1341 01:38:42,833 --> 01:38:45,124 because ofthe littlejerks and because ofyou. 1342 01:38:45,792 --> 01:38:47,666 I wanted to start over. Newjob. 1343 01:38:48,417 --> 01:38:51,791 The money is proof. Payforthe gym, so the schooI doesn't go broke. 1344 01:38:52,125 --> 01:38:53,624 Keep the restfor Laura. 1345 01:38:54,083 --> 01:38:56,624 Someday she'll want to go abroad or get new tits. 1346 01:38:57,083 --> 01:39:00,999 There's no blood on the money. So don't flip out. l'll manage. 1347 01:39:01,417 --> 01:39:05,124 I'm not good enough foryou anyway. Don't let them fuckwith you. Your Zeki. 1348 01:39:05,458 --> 01:39:07,749 He'lI do a break-in ifyou desert him now. 1349 01:39:08,583 --> 01:39:10,499 You made him wantto change. 1350 01:39:12,333 --> 01:39:13,332 Fuck. 1351 01:39:13,667 --> 01:39:16,541 You said fuck. You have to put 1 euro in the fuckfrog. 1352 01:39:21,542 --> 01:39:23,207 I'd like to cheat now. 1353 01:39:23,542 --> 01:39:26,832 No, we're not allowed. - OK, OK. What's up with you guys? 1354 01:39:27,167 --> 01:39:30,041 FuckyourseIf, l'm not here. - Shit, his mobile's off. 1355 01:39:31,250 --> 01:39:32,624 I hope he's not screwing up. 1356 01:39:35,458 --> 01:39:39,249 What is that? - I made it foryou in the burnout clinic. 1357 01:39:40,917 --> 01:39:42,082 Is it dishwasher safe? 1358 01:39:42,708 --> 01:39:45,499 You think it's shit? - No, it's sweet. Great. 1359 01:39:47,042 --> 01:39:48,332 When can you work again? 1360 01:39:48,667 --> 01:39:50,457 Forget it. I'm retiring. 1361 01:39:51,250 --> 01:39:54,291 I have certification for 12 weeks of dolphin therapy. 1362 01:39:54,625 --> 01:39:56,416 Ingrid, who will take your place? 1363 01:39:56,750 --> 01:39:57,999 You've gone mad. 1364 01:39:58,333 --> 01:39:59,499 Find another chump. 1365 01:39:59,833 --> 01:40:02,374 And let's dispense with a good-bye kiss. 1366 01:40:04,625 --> 01:40:07,541 I loaded all the pornos onto the FTP server. 1367 01:40:08,292 --> 01:40:11,707 Sorted. By anal, oral, vaginal. - Jerome! 1368 01:40:12,208 --> 01:40:13,791 Can you track Mr. Miller's cell? 1369 01:40:14,333 --> 01:40:17,332 Negative. Butthe robot's stiIl in his car. It has a SIM card. 1370 01:40:20,292 --> 01:40:23,499 Ms. Schnabelstedt. As I recall you were administering atest. 1371 01:40:23,833 --> 01:40:25,916 It's an emergency. You have to take over. 1372 01:40:26,250 --> 01:40:28,457 And I can't discuss it right now. Jerome! 1373 01:40:34,917 --> 01:40:36,874 Class! - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 1374 01:40:38,792 --> 01:40:39,791 Sile... 1375 01:40:47,458 --> 01:40:48,499 Bro. 1376 01:40:49,667 --> 01:40:50,999 Time for awithdrawal. 1377 01:40:53,958 --> 01:40:55,124 Your piece. 1378 01:41:00,083 --> 01:41:01,207 Will it work, Jerome? 1379 01:41:06,875 --> 01:41:07,957 Zeki! 1380 01:41:09,667 --> 01:41:11,999 Excuse me! Hush Puppies. 2 minutes. 1381 01:41:13,875 --> 01:41:17,791 OK, you had the money. And you proved you're more than afelon. 1382 01:41:18,125 --> 01:41:19,499 Whatthe fuck is this? 1383 01:41:19,833 --> 01:41:22,082 The gym is fucked up. I can't come back anyway. 1384 01:41:22,417 --> 01:41:24,249 The students covered. They love you. 1385 01:41:25,083 --> 01:41:26,416 And ... 1386 01:41:27,208 --> 01:41:28,582 so do ... 1387 01:41:30,458 --> 01:41:31,457 Zeki? 1388 01:41:31,792 --> 01:41:32,957 Do something Jerome. 1389 01:41:33,458 --> 01:41:34,666 I can try a satellite. 1390 01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:38,082 But ittakes 2 days. And I'll have the ClA on mytail. 1391 01:41:41,042 --> 01:41:42,666 HERO SECURITY CASH TRANSPORT 1392 01:41:43,167 --> 01:41:44,416 Putthe maskon. 1393 01:41:50,667 --> 01:41:51,957 Hello, Mr. Miller! 1394 01:41:54,083 --> 01:41:56,916 Who's the little motherfucker? - Shut up. Let me handle it. 1395 01:41:58,583 --> 01:42:01,499 What're you doing here? - We're shopping fortonight's punch. 1396 01:42:01,833 --> 01:42:04,457 Can you buy us schnapps? - You put alcohol in it? 1397 01:42:04,792 --> 01:42:07,916 We wantto get Ms. Gerster drunk so she'll sing karaoke again. 1398 01:42:08,667 --> 01:42:12,041 I can't buy alcohol foryou. Ms. Schnabelstedtwould freak out. 1399 01:42:12,375 --> 01:42:15,166 But it's the prom. Please, Mr. MiIler Just once. 1400 01:42:15,542 --> 01:42:17,499 Do something forbidden justthis once. 1401 01:42:33,250 --> 01:42:34,791 Bro, what about money? 1402 01:42:35,417 --> 01:42:38,291 What about THE money? Studythe articles, you fuckwit. 1403 01:42:40,083 --> 01:42:43,624 Ms. Gerster said we'd get you next year. Since you always getthe losers. 1404 01:42:44,083 --> 01:42:46,791 We'll see. - Will you shoot us with paintbalIs too? 1405 01:42:47,125 --> 01:42:49,374 Maybe, ifyou're bad. - Great. Definitely! 1406 01:42:50,000 --> 01:42:51,291 Hey! It's red. 1407 01:43:16,958 --> 01:43:20,916 Zeki! I was so unfair. You were so great with the kids. You really helped them. 1408 01:43:21,250 --> 01:43:24,624 I gotyour message too late, we'd started. I'm on the run. 1409 01:43:25,458 --> 01:43:27,041 Oh god. It's all myfault. 1410 01:43:27,375 --> 01:43:29,666 I have to go. Hide this. Don't Iook inside. 1411 01:43:30,542 --> 01:43:31,916 It's better you don't know. 1412 01:43:32,833 --> 01:43:33,832 Zeki, don't leave. 1413 01:43:34,167 --> 01:43:36,457 I like you so much. - Me too. 1414 01:43:36,917 --> 01:43:38,207 Promise you'll waitfor me? 1415 01:43:39,708 --> 01:43:41,874 How long do you have to go underground? 1416 01:43:42,875 --> 01:43:44,124 Fourorfive years. 1417 01:43:44,917 --> 01:43:45,999 OK. 1418 01:43:56,250 --> 01:43:58,166 DO YOU WANTTO GO OUT? YES, NO, MAYBE. 1419 01:44:03,000 --> 01:44:03,999 I knewyou'd look. 1420 01:44:06,625 --> 01:44:07,624 Motherfucker! 1421 01:44:07,958 --> 01:44:09,791 But we don't saythat in class, eh? 1422 01:44:10,958 --> 01:44:12,082 Go get changed. 1423 01:44:12,958 --> 01:44:14,416 Give me 5 minutes. 1424 01:44:34,792 --> 01:44:36,666 Don't you think I'll ... 1425 01:44:42,750 --> 01:44:43,874 ... kiss you. 1426 01:44:53,542 --> 01:44:55,457 I don't wantto be a criminal anymore. 1427 01:44:57,125 --> 01:44:59,957 Because of you. -l'm not going to discuss it. 1428 01:45:00,292 --> 01:45:01,874 You can'tteach anymore. 1429 01:45:02,375 --> 01:45:03,874 You square. 1430 01:45:04,458 --> 01:45:06,874 Why square? Why am l always the ... 1431 01:45:11,833 --> 01:45:14,124 Mr. Miller. Upstairs. 1432 01:45:14,542 --> 01:45:15,582 Fuck. 1433 01:45:17,375 --> 01:45:18,874 You think she knows something? 1434 01:45:19,750 --> 01:45:21,957 Please expIain whatyou did to that class? 1435 01:45:22,333 --> 01:45:25,291 It's alI myfault ... I didn't stickto the syllabus. 1436 01:45:25,625 --> 01:45:28,207 Fuckthe sylIabus. I didn't saythat officially. 1437 01:45:28,917 --> 01:45:31,082 I've done thisjob for 25 years 1438 01:45:31,417 --> 01:45:34,541 and I have nevercried correcting a German test. 1439 01:45:34,875 --> 01:45:37,291 Now, Iook. Nobody got less than 'satisfactory.' 1440 01:45:37,833 --> 01:45:41,624 Mr. Miller, if even 2/3 of 10b moves to upper schooI, 1441 01:45:41,958 --> 01:45:44,416 we'll make top 10 in city rankings. 1442 01:45:44,958 --> 01:45:47,082 I want a cafeteria fund, a new xerox, 1443 01:45:47,417 --> 01:45:49,041 and I want smartboards. 1444 01:45:49,833 --> 01:45:51,624 No more chalk fingers! 1445 01:45:51,958 --> 01:45:53,582 You'll finish out the school year. 1446 01:45:57,667 --> 01:46:00,791 But I'm not actually a teacher. I didn't go to colIege, 1447 01:46:03,417 --> 01:46:05,291 and I didn't finish high school. 1448 01:46:09,875 --> 01:46:13,166 Maybe you could go to night school. - Precisely. 1449 01:46:14,875 --> 01:46:16,957 Then we wait 5 years until he's done, 1450 01:46:17,375 --> 01:46:19,999 until some enviro-idiottakes away my principal job 1451 01:46:20,333 --> 01:46:23,707 and makes this a comprehensive junior high. No, absolutely not. 1452 01:46:26,375 --> 01:46:27,707 Meaning? 1453 01:46:29,333 --> 01:46:31,416 Ms. Schnabelstedt, you're a smarty-pants. 1454 01:46:32,125 --> 01:46:33,541 What's his GPA? 1455 01:46:39,250 --> 01:46:40,624 Uh, a 9.0? 1456 01:47:03,833 --> 01:47:05,832 Look here, it came out 2.9. 1457 01:47:06,167 --> 01:47:08,582 Congratulations on your 2006 diploma, Mr. Miller. 1458 01:47:11,292 --> 01:47:12,999 Advanced placement art and sports. 1459 01:47:13,542 --> 01:47:15,124 Sounds realistic. - Yes. 1460 01:47:15,500 --> 01:47:18,666 When the year's over, you'Il study. Until then, you're ateacher. 1461 01:47:19,000 --> 01:47:21,791 You get 2000 a month. Lying to me cost you 200. 1462 01:47:22,417 --> 01:47:23,874 Isn't this illegal? 1463 01:47:24,208 --> 01:47:25,374 Right. 1464 01:47:25,708 --> 01:47:27,582 Know what else is illegal? 1465 01:47:27,917 --> 01:47:29,207 Tonight is prom 1466 01:47:29,542 --> 01:47:31,124 and I'm still not drunk enough 1467 01:47:31,458 --> 01:47:35,124 to pick up a certain single father. 1468 01:47:35,458 --> 01:47:38,041 But Ms. Gerster ... - Ms. Schnabelstedt, listen up. 1469 01:47:39,375 --> 01:47:41,916 They make fools of teachers everyday. 1470 01:47:42,417 --> 01:47:44,541 From time to time, we need to strike back. 1471 01:47:45,458 --> 01:47:47,832 See you. Assapissimo. Drunk. 1472 01:47:48,250 --> 01:47:49,249 At the bar. 1473 01:47:49,583 --> 01:47:52,416 It's notfunny. Other people go to college forthat. 1474 01:47:52,792 --> 01:47:54,124 I have a natural talent. 1475 01:47:54,958 --> 01:47:57,666 Tomorrowthe syllabus. Before you do anything in class. 1476 01:47:58,000 --> 01:47:59,041 Hey, Schnabelstedt. 1477 01:48:00,042 --> 01:48:03,874 Think about it. Starting now, you can torture me, make me read books 1478 01:48:04,208 --> 01:48:07,416 and fuck me in free periods. until civil service status do us part. 1479 01:48:08,750 --> 01:48:10,041 OK. 1480 01:48:15,750 --> 01:48:16,999 Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt. 1481 01:48:17,625 --> 01:48:19,916 Is there alcohol in the punch? 1482 01:48:20,250 --> 01:48:21,374 Elisabeth! 1483 01:48:21,833 --> 01:48:23,541 Just relaxfor once! 1484 01:50:25,750 --> 01:50:27,957 Don't I get a kiss ... 1485 01:50:28,292 --> 01:50:30,541 Welcome to our new ... 1486 01:50:31,167 --> 01:50:33,041 firefighter, 1487 01:50:33,375 --> 01:50:35,832 Mr. Miller ... sorry. 1488 01:50:40,917 --> 01:50:42,749 Peter Parker, go get aTV. 1489 01:50:45,250 --> 01:50:48,791 ... there's a DVD ready ... 1490 01:50:49,167 --> 01:50:50,541 sorry. 1491 01:50:51,500 --> 01:50:52,791 And no children's films. 1492 01:51:02,792 --> 01:51:04,416 So who wants to be a drug dealer? 1493 01:51:09,083 --> 01:51:10,207 Forgotten. 1494 01:51:11,083 --> 01:51:12,207 Excuse me. 1495 01:51:16,542 --> 01:51:17,624 Who laughed? 1496 01:51:19,458 --> 01:51:21,499 Chantal Ackerman? - Here! 1497 01:51:40,708 --> 01:51:43,916 School inspectors could show up at any time and give out demerits. 1498 01:51:44,458 --> 01:51:45,666 You may go undress. 1499 01:51:52,083 --> 01:51:53,291 Wait, wait. 1500 01:51:54,500 --> 01:51:58,082 Not yet. Not yet. Go back. - Still rolling. 1501 01:52:00,125 --> 01:52:02,582 Chantal? Cry quietly. 1502 01:52:06,833 --> 01:52:09,416 They were making name tags and smeared. 1503 01:52:11,292 --> 01:52:13,416 Thatwas you. - No. No. 1504 01:52:15,083 --> 01:52:17,249 I didn't show it. - Ask me again? 1505 01:52:17,958 --> 01:52:18,999 What's the question? 1506 01:52:30,208 --> 01:52:31,374 Hello. 1507 01:52:38,167 --> 01:52:40,791 Laura, do you have to wear dad's old shirts? 1508 01:52:44,042 --> 01:52:45,249 Who's dad, man? 1509 01:52:46,625 --> 01:52:49,291 I feel like a technical ... 1510 01:52:56,417 --> 01:52:59,582 Don't be so funny. - The things you find funny are weird. 1511 01:53:02,042 --> 01:53:04,166 Reading forthe ... shooting schedule. 1512 01:53:06,500 --> 01:53:09,957 Don'tjump from the pool ... from the edge ... 1513 01:53:13,792 --> 01:53:14,832 Unconventional ... 1514 01:53:16,500 --> 01:53:18,041 I'm really worried ... 1515 01:53:22,042 --> 01:53:23,166 What? 1516 01:53:24,375 --> 01:53:25,374 Keep going. 1517 01:53:25,708 --> 01:53:27,207 Now put the dick in your mouth. 1518 01:53:30,250 --> 01:53:33,291 Can't believe l saythat. - He's breaking up. - Sorry. 1519 01:53:33,625 --> 01:53:34,707 Really. 1520 01:53:36,333 --> 01:53:38,832 Caro doesn'tthink it's funny. - 15, the best age. 1521 01:53:40,458 --> 01:53:41,582 It's a penis. 1522 01:53:42,375 --> 01:53:43,457 You'll never ... 1523 01:53:45,750 --> 01:53:47,041 Putthe dick in your mouth. 1524 01:53:49,167 --> 01:53:50,916 Could we blow it again? 1525 01:53:55,083 --> 01:53:57,624 As if! - The guy's a killer. 1526 01:53:58,167 --> 01:53:59,457 Elyas ... 1527 01:54:00,083 --> 01:54:01,874 Underwear? - Checkyourself. 1528 01:54:03,000 --> 01:54:04,416 Tightywhities? 1529 01:54:05,625 --> 01:54:06,916 He stinks. 1530 01:54:09,292 --> 01:54:10,541 Ugh. What now? 1531 01:54:11,875 --> 01:54:14,291 I say. come down, let's chill it. 1532 01:54:15,042 --> 01:54:17,374 Chill IT? - Yeah, CHILL it. 1533 01:54:22,000 --> 01:54:25,207 Romeo, you frigging junkie. - Sorry. 1534 01:54:28,417 --> 01:54:29,874 Cut, thank you. 1535 01:54:31,208 --> 01:54:32,374 Who's that? 1536 01:54:37,208 --> 01:54:43,082 Sorry. 1537 01:54:43,875 --> 01:54:45,541 Is Ronny here? He's asleep. 1538 01:54:45,875 --> 01:54:46,999 He's STILL drunk. 1539 01:54:47,625 --> 01:54:49,082 Say, he's still DRUNK. 1540 01:54:49,500 --> 01:54:50,624 He's STILL drunk. 1541 01:54:51,125 --> 01:54:53,332 Say he's still DRUNK, not STlLL drunk. 1542 01:54:54,000 --> 01:54:54,999 Is Ronny ... 1543 01:54:55,667 --> 01:54:58,749 Is Ronny here? - He's asIeep. He's STILL DRUNK. 1544 01:55:02,292 --> 01:55:03,291 Is Ronny here? 1545 01:55:04,500 --> 01:55:06,082 He's asleep. He's STILL drunk. 1546 01:55:08,583 --> 01:55:10,041 New script page. 1547 01:55:11,667 --> 01:55:12,999 Do you need the question. 1548 01:55:14,000 --> 01:55:16,749 No, I don't need it. He's sleeping. He's still drunk. 1549 01:55:18,375 --> 01:55:19,582 Good. OK. 1550 01:55:24,042 --> 01:55:25,249 Had I it written ... 1551 01:55:26,292 --> 01:55:28,874 Had I it written, I would tear ... 1552 01:55:32,208 --> 01:55:34,166 A little complicated. Again? 1553 01:55:34,750 --> 01:55:35,749 Ingrid ... 1554 01:55:40,625 --> 01:55:42,166 Fuck me. 1555 01:55:46,958 --> 01:55:48,291 I can hearyou. 1556 01:55:50,667 --> 01:55:52,832 Ingrid, l'm ... 1557 01:55:56,958 --> 01:55:58,957 Here, your piece. - You forgotto spritz. 1558 01:55:59,292 --> 01:56:00,832 From the top. 1559 01:56:01,542 --> 01:56:02,916 I forgotto spritz. 1560 01:56:03,292 --> 01:56:04,291 Mr. Miller. if ... 1561 01:56:04,833 --> 01:56:06,082 ... if even 10 ... 1562 01:56:07,125 --> 01:56:09,041 if even ... how many? 1563 01:56:09,875 --> 01:56:14,749 More, more. 1564 01:56:16,667 --> 01:56:19,541 That's all. Take a sip. 1565 01:56:20,458 --> 01:56:21,541 OK, now. 1566 01:56:23,792 --> 01:56:24,791 More, more. 1567 01:56:28,917 --> 01:56:31,291 Sorry. - Let's do it. 1568 01:56:32,167 --> 01:56:33,166 More, more. 1569 01:56:34,333 --> 01:56:36,874 Shit. OK, now. Really. It's not ... 1570 01:56:37,750 --> 01:56:39,416 Really. - It's not funny. 1571 01:56:44,792 --> 01:56:47,166 Stop it. Don't look at me. 1572 01:56:48,042 --> 01:56:49,707 My sister and I are orphans. 1573 01:56:58,458 --> 01:57:01,832 Subtitles: aIias film and sprachtransfer GmbH